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Kelechi Osemele, NFLPA Now Considering Legal Action Against Jets' Doctor [Update]The Jets continue to look crueler and dumber in their feud with Kelechi Osemele. The left guard spent weeks begging the team to approve a procedure to repair a torn labrum in his left shoulder and decided to have it without their blessing on Friday, after an independent doctor he consulted recommen...

The Jets Are Being Babies About Sam Darnold's "Seeing Ghosts" CommentThe only bit of entertainment Jets quarterback Sam Darnold provided Monday Night Football viewers this week was when he candidly admitted into a microphone that he was “seeing ghosts” during his four-interception performance against the Patriots. Because no NFL team can ever just let one of their pl...

Adam Gase Is Out Of ExcusesTo list all the problems that plagued the Jets last night would be futile and time-consuming. That laugh-track loss to the Patriots, which snuffed out any cautious optimism that might have flowered from last week’s promising win over the Cowboys, speaks for itself. But going forward, the overarching...

"Spooky" Sam Darnold Sees Dead People In Ghastly Loss To Dreaded Patriots

Sam Darnold’s first game back after a bout with smooching disease went great! The returning hero threw for 300-plus yards, and his Jets upset the Cowboys, and poor, discarded Luke Falk was swiftly forgotten. Darnold was even named AFC Offensive Player of the Week! Darnold’s second game, Monday night...

Sam Darnold Spleen Update: Spleen Ready For Hot NFL Action

Today brings us what will hopefully be the final update about the state of Jets quarterback Sam Darnold’s spleen, which was thrust into a precarious position by the mononucleosis virus that has kept him out of action since Week 2. We are pleased to pass along the following announcement: Spleen stron...

Well This Was Predictable

Right on cue, the quarterback that Jets coach Adam Gase only let have one full practice with the first team has already committed a laughable mistake. New York decided to go for it on a 4th-and-1 in the first quarter, but rather than running it with one of the league’s best running backs, the team d...

Adam Gase Waited Until The Last Day Of Practice To Give Luke Falk First-Team Reps

Behold the coaching genius of Adam Gase, who was so confident that Sam Darnold would recover from mononucleosis at a rate faster than most doctors would recommend—and not say something like “I want to make sure that I’m safe out there and I’m not going to die”—that he just flat out ignored the actua...

Show Us Your Best Sam Darnold Memes, Using This Generator

Our old pal Tim Burke went and made a generator for that wonderfully incongruent graphic of Jets quarterback Sam Darnold that aired this week during ESPN’s Monday Night Football. Try it for yourself!...

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This Sam Darnold Graphic Was The Jets' Only Bright Spot Against The Browns

There is no better representation of how poorly the Jets performed in their 23-3 loss against the Browns than the fact that this ESPN-created graphic of Sam Darnold executing a powerful commanding point while the word “mononucleosis” appears next to him boldly in all caps was likely the only thing t...

by Gabe Fernandez|

|Wed Sep 18 2019

Jets Quarterback Sam Darnold Could Be Out Several Weeks With Mono

Because nothing can ever go right for the Jets, Sam Darnold has mono. Darnold, the man Jets fans are relying on to become a franchise-defining quarterback, has apparently been very busy smooching lately, and as a result has contracted the disease you probably haven’t thought about since that one tim...

by Tom Ley|

|Thu Sep 12 2019

Jets Start Their Gagging Early In The Season, Blow 16-0 Second-Half Lead To Bills

Adam Gase had a chance to set the tone for the Jets’ season. He was in position to win the first game with an impressive defensive performance, make everyone stop with the eyeball jokes, and show that he was different than former head coach Todd Bowles. Instead, Week 1 looked like more of the same....

by Samer Kalaf|

|Mon Sep 09 2019

New York Jets Cut A Guy Four Months After Drafting Him In The Third Round

You’d be hard pressed to find a better distillation of the bone-deep dysfunction, ineptitude, and LOLJetsiness of the New York Jets than this: On Saturday, the team cut promising pass rusher Jachai Polite just four months after drafting him in the third round....

by Billy Haisley|

|Sun Sep 01 2019

Why Your Team Sucks 2019: New York Jets

Some people are fans of the New York Jets. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New York Jets. This 2019 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here....

by Drew Magary|

|Wed Jul 24 2019

Adam Gase And The Jets Have Had A Crazy-Ass Week

It’s been a busy week or so for the Jets. Eight days have passed since general manager Mike Maccagnan was fired, after he had been kept on to lead such minor team-building exercises as the search for a head coach, a free-agency spending spree, and a draft in which the Jets possessed the No. 3 pick. ...

by Dom Cosentino|

|Mon Jun 10 2019

Report: The Jets Are Hoping To Get Peyton Manning As Their New GM

Adam Gase’s promotion to interim general manager of the Jets might becoming to an end soon. The Jets seem to have realized that handing such an important position to someone just because they were more aggressive in a power struggle might not have been too smart, so they’re on the lookout for a perm...

by Gabe Fernandez|

|Mon May 20 2019

Jets Fire GM Mike Maccagnan, Who Apparently Lost Power Struggle With Adam Gase

Less than a month after the NFL Draft, and long after any notable free-agent signings, the New York Jets have decided to get rid of GM Mike Maccagnan. The team also fired VP of player personnel Brian Heimerdinger, Maccagnan’s right-hand man and presumptive heir, installing new head coach Adam Gase a...

by Patrick Redford|

|Wed May 15 2019

The Vikings Got Another Player To Ditch The Jets With A $75K Signing Bonus

Wide receiver Jeff Badet spent last season on the Minnesota Vikings’ practice squad with no clear indication of what his future with the team would be. It wasn’t until the Jets came creeping around for the player going into his second season that the Vikings demonstrated just how much they valued Ba...

by Gabe Fernandez|

|Sat May 04 2019

Le'Veon Bell Continues Self-Imposed NFL Exile By Signing With Jets

It took a year-long holdout, and alienating many of his Steelers teammates, and enduring the experience of having his role comfortably usurped by another dirt-cheap replacement, but Le’Veon Bell has finally successfully ducked franchise tag hell and engineered his way to a long-term contract. Sadly...

by Chris Thompson|

|Wed Mar 13 2019

Anthony Barr Just Couldn't Bring Himself To Join The Jets

That free-agent deal that Vikings linebacker Anthony Barr reportedly agreed to last night with the Jets? On second thought ......

by Dom Cosentino|

|Tue Mar 12 2019

Adam Gase's Eyes Introduced To New York Media

The New York Jets do not have a Freddie Kitchens, who seems like he could be a delight even if he ends up sucking at his job. No, their new head coach is Adam Gase, the previously lauded offensive genius who lasted three seasons with the Dolphins before he was fired. The most notable takeaway from h...

by Samer Kalaf|

|Mon Jan 14 2019

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