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Mario Balotelli Does Thing

Mario Balotelli Does Thing, Then Posts Thing On Instagram

3/04/19 10:23AM

Mario Balotelli Scores Wonderful Goal, Talks Shit About Referees

Happiness Is Watching Mario Balotelli Drive PSG Insane

5/01/17 10:54AM

Mario Balotelli Missed Start Of Match Because He Tied His Shoes Too Tight

3/21/17 12:46PM

Mario Balotelli Takes Break From Doing Good Mario Things, Does Bad Mario Thing

12/22/16 10:26AM

Mario Balotelli Watches His Goal From His Butt

Mario Balotelli Scores Two More Goals, Remains On Fire

9/22/16 12:09PM

Mario Balotelli Is Back, Baby!

9/13/16 12:19PM

Mario Balotelli Crashes Wedding Photoshoot

Mario Balotelli Used To Pee On His Teammates' Shoes, Just For Fun

1/12/16 12:02PM

Mario Balotelli Has Pretty Bad Hair, Scores A Pretty Good Goal

9/23/15 10:44AM

Man, Mario Balotelli Is Going Through Some Shit

Mario Balotelli Does Lots Of Dumb Things, So Liverpool Want No Part Of Him

Mario Balotelli Does Selfish, Swaggy Thing, Wins Game For Liverpool

Mario Balotelli Does Good Thing On Soccer Field

Mario Balotelli Caught Sliding Into Some Teenage Girls' Instagram DMs

Mario Balotelli Does Helium Voice Trick, Still Has Spirit Of A Child

I Can't Stop Looking At Mario Balotelli's New Haircut

9/25/14 11:30AM

Mario Balotelli Gives Important Words Of Advice To School Children

Mario Balotelli's Supposed New House Is Cool And Good

9/04/14 11:15AM

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