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Morning Blogdome: Did Something Happen In Philadelphia?
[email protected]—It's what's for dinner. • Also stops pit bulls: It's the perfect gift for your maverick backup goalies. Don't expect them to bailout your defense, though, because that's socialism. [WestWord] • There's no justice like mob justice: LSU fans are very exited to see Nick Saban thi...
Morning Blogdome: An Acta Faith
You should write to [email protected]. It misses you. • Good grief, Chuck: Everyone deals with the end of baseball season in their own way. Carving graven images of Manny Acta isn't high on the list, but you do what you gotta do. [We've Got Heart] • It's going to be a long winter: Does a Konerk...
Morning Blogdome: Show Some Love In This Club
Won't you email [email protected] today? • A creature rarely seen in the wild: We have found actual video evidence of Lakers center Andrew Bynum "makin' it rain." He already looks in midseason form, doesn't he? [Black Sports Online]• Hey Panama ... SUCK IT!: American Pro Wrestlers (that's thei...
Morning Blogdome: Can You Wait Another 91 Minutes?
[email protected] knows your sister. What's this about rain?: Baseball writers—not that creative. They're also not very original, either. [Wrigleyville23] They should get a 3-minute minor for that: They play hockey a little differently in Boston—mostly because the face off circles at the Garden...
Week Eight Of The NFL And The Phils Are One Game Away
Each Monday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a visual rundown of everything you missed from the weekend. If there's something sports-related you'd like to see with your coffee, shoot him an e-mail and let him know....
Morning Blogdome: Life Lessons from Isiah Thomas
• "Drugs ruin people's lives and hurt everyone around them... don't foul out with drugs." Thanks, Isiah! [Josh Q. Public] • Suggestion for those looking to receive a link in the Blogdomes: use the phrase "Skycam pilot". Pretty much a winner. [Palestra.net] • Tommie Harris of the Chicago Bears bore...
Morning Blogdome: We Are Kickers, We Kick Ball
We Play With Ball, We Kick The Ball: Notre Dame's kicking woes force them to land a kicker who's never, uh, kicked before. [Sports by Brooks] Goodbye, Sally's College Fund: You can now place bets at the Maloof Brothers' Casino for all NBA teams not named the Sacramento Kings. [USA Today Blog] Yee-h...
Morning Blogdome: Fine, Here's Some More Boobs
• Phantastic: Yep, that's a Chase Utley jersey. Yes, it's painted on. Yes, those are real. We hope. (Safe for offices that allow you to look at painted tits. Otherwise, no.) [Home Run Derby] • I recognize that Fielder Paunch anywhere: It's every eight-year-old's favorite game, Guess The Batting Stan...
Morning Blogdome: Enjoy Your Tacos, Fatties!
[email protected] saved my life. • But is he master of his domain?: Barry Zito, you look good. I mean real good. Those are Bugle Boy, right? [Examiner] • Is the hot sauce extra?: When you're sucking down that sweet crunchy ground "beef" goodness that you didn't pay for next week, remember that ...
Morning Blogdome: See This Movie Or We Will Cut You
If you love America, you'll send your Blogdome tips to [email protected]. You're not a communist, are you? That's why I use 'Ice Castles' skate guards: I'm not saying the NHL is desperate for advertising, but ... "Saw V" Goalie Masks? Was Clint Malarchuk unavailable? [Maxim] Irrational exuberan...
Morning Blogdome: Do You Have Chairs That Need To Be Thrown?
Remember, send your blogdome tips to [email protected]. That's what all the cool kids are doing. You know it's going to happen: Laying odds on Bobby Knight's next coaching gig—because there are still so many schools he hasn't been fired from yet. [Rush The Court] Vote early, vote often: Pro Bow...
Um, What The Hell, Patriots Fans?
Sorry to start your day off on the wrong foot, but several people have sent this in; a fan at the Monday Night game in Foxboro last night purportedly wearing blackface. I guess that's what this is — a closer shot is shown following the jump — although I'm no expert on such matters. Would Ted Danson ...
Morning Blogdome: Alyssa Milano ... And Why Not?
Nice uniform: Alyssa Milano is not content with being the hottest female fan clothing designer in just one sport. We eagerly await her line of NHL earmuffs. [Zone Blitz] My heart feels pretty good, actually: Baseball is designed to break your heart. Unless you hate the Red Sox. [Baseball Card Blog] ...
Janikowski Beats The Jets, The Undefeated Titans And Those Amazing Rays
Each weekday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a visual rundown of everything you missed from the night before. If there's something sports-related you'd like to see with your coffee, shoot him an e-mail and let him know....
Morning Blogdome: Oh...oh God! OH GOD NO!
• He's back!: And may God have mercy on us all. [Sports Crackle Pop] • And I'm a Sean Ca-thiest!: Some imaginative sign work at ol' Fenway. [The Sports Hernia] • Steve Harvey - The 'Heidi' For A New Generation: "When 8:07 EST rolled around and the TBS broadcast switched not to the Red Sox-Rays game...
Morning Blogdome: Starring Kimbo Slice As "The Janitor"
• Will There Be A Human Versus Bears Episode?: Donald Trump and Affliction announce plans to develop an MMA reality show. To be filmed in St. Petersburg, Russia. [You Been Blinded] • 98 Year-Old John Wooden's Car Up For Sale on Ebay: It's only got 38,000 miles on it. And no, it's not a Model T. [SbB...
Morning Blogdome: Evan Longoria Sees No Need For Road Beef at This Time
• This is his ladyfriend, apparently: Her name is Jaime Hanna and she's s a two-year veteran of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers pom-pom entertainment committee. She's also a dental hygienist. Likes pilates. Very limber. Or something. [SBB] • Serena Williams is not a strong surfer: There's something behind ...
Stink Goes Off, Bowden's Speeches And The Rays....Wait A Tic....
Each weekday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a visual rundown of everything you missed from the night before. If there's something sports-related you'd like to see with your coffee, shoot him an e-mail and let him know....
Morning Blogdome: This Woman Is What You Call Very Hands-On As A Sports Executive
• Cougar Loose On The Field! Henrietta Rushwaya, the CEO of the Zimbabwe Football Association, is accused of "tiring out" certain members of the Zimbabwe national team before World Cup qualifying matches. Yes, that means what you think it means. [Unprofessional Foul] • Three-way sex is different on ...
T.O. Still Loves Pacman, Clinton Got Big Timed By Alexander And The Phillies Celebrate
Each weekday morning Awful Announcing, video slash and grab extraordinaire of the sports blogosphere, gives us a visual rundown of everything you missed from the night before. If there's something sports-related you'd like to see with your coffee, shoot him an e-mail and let him know....