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What you missed while stuck in the Chinese finger puzzle ... • NBA: NOOCH! in first place, the way you knew it would be. • NBA: Bucks top Sixers in OT on Redd's 3-pointer. And wasn't he dressed nicely when you saw him after the game? • NHL: Islanders beat Bruins 4-3, narrowly avoiding one of those b...
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What to watch as that sugar rush sets in ... • College FB: Alabama-Birmingham at Memphis. It's DeAngelo Williams time. [ESPN2]. • NHL: Chicago at Detroit. Come watch as the Red Wings compile more wins this season than the Tigers did. [OLN]. • NBA: Phoenix at Dallas. The real question: Is Cuban going...
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What you missed while drunkenly hitting on little costumed Spider-Man's mom ... • MNF: Pittsburgh prevails as Steelers fans come down Roethlisberger Fever (Ravens fans settle for Bird Flu). • NFL: Bengals fan pleads innocent to trespassing, other charges even though, um, the whole thing was on tape....
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What to watch as you answer the door and contribute to the rising national rate of juvenile-onset diabetes ... • MNF: Baltimore at Pittsburgh. Forget the rest of the league, these should be the only two NFL cities in America. [ABC] • NHL: Montreal at New York Rangers. Let's welcome our Canadian cous...
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What you missed while playing bingo at the retirement home ... • NFL: Bears stop Lions in OT, take over first place. No, we're not kidding. • NHL: Mike Knuble leads Flyers over Senators, 5-3 — like we had to tell you. • NASCAR: Carl Edwards wins Nextel Cup, but Tony Stewart, who finished ninth, is r...
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What to watch while making fun of that guy who's gonna wear the Burger King guy mask to your Halloween party ... • College FB: Colorado State at New Mexico. What we're hoping for is a good, clean football game without the ACLU getting involved, as they tend to do in this state. [ESPN2] • PGA Tour: C...
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What you missed while dusting your girlfriend for Tom Brady's fingerprints ... • College FB: No. 3 Va. Tech routs No. 13 Boston College, will now look to conquer Miami, then the world. • NHL: Mario Lemieux — remember him? — leads Penguins to first win. • CFL: Fan boots 50-yard field goal to win $1 m...
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What to watch as we all, in our own way, refuse to give up our seat on the bus ... • College FB: Boston College at Virginia Tech. Let our football-viewing weekend officially begin. [ESPN] • NHL: Islanders at Rangers. The Islanders suddenly own this matchup, all due, of course, to Satan. [Fox Sports ...
About Last Night
What you missed while federal prosecutors held you down and probed for leaks ... • World Series, Game 4: ChiSox beat Astros to win it all. And suddenly, you realize that summer is over. • NHL: Blue Jackets hand Predators first loss of season, and yes, we realize that five years ago that sentence wou...
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What to watch as, somewhere, someone is buying this CD (shudder!) ... • World Series, Game 4: Roof open? Roof closed? We say bring back the multicolored jerseys — that'll turn the tide. Chicago White Sox at Houston Astros, tonight. [Fox] • NHL: Lightning at Devils. Continental Airlines Arena, prepar...
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What you missed while addressing all those envelopes containing the indictments ... • World Series, Game 3: White Sox prevail over Astros in 14 innings in a game you turned off after 13 innings. That'll teach you. • NBA: Chris Webber looks crappy, Allen Iverson missing altogether in Sixers' exhibiti...
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What to watch as a giant flatbed truck hauls your house to a better neighborhood ... • World Series, Game 3: Chicago White Sox at Houston Astros. Minute Maid Park doffs its lid, hoping fresh air will turn the tide. [Fox] • NHL: Florida at Pittsburgh. It's getting a little chippy in here. [OLN] • Fig...
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What you missed while translating the Bible from English to German and back to English again ... • MNF: Testaverde fumbles three times, loses his keys and forgets where he lives as Falcons clobber Jets. • NHL: Red Wings make Blue Jackets wish the strike had lasted a bit longer. • NHL: Hurricanes dea...
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What to watch as the CSI folks go through another 12 gross of plastic Ziplock baggies ... • MNF: New York Jets at Atlanta Falcons. Both starting quarterbacks are hurt and/or gimpy, which always makes for terrific ratings. [ABC] • NHL: Detroit at Columbus. The Blue Jackets make their first appearance...
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What you missed while trying to convince Mayor McCheese that, with the right backing, he could be the next governor ... • World Series, Game 2: The Posednik Adventure sinks Astros, puts White Sox ahead 2-0. • NASCAR: Jeff Gordon wins Subway 500, celebrates by holding up an enormous pair of pants. • ...
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What to watch as some of the greatest literature of all time sits languishing on the shelf ... • Boxing: Junior lightweights, Agnaldo Nunes vs. Isidro Granados. We hope this doesn't end like our last fight — with a broken pinkie and endless apologizing to waitresses at Hooters. [Showtime] • College ...
About Last Night
What you missed while choosing just the right pumpkin ... to murder! • NHL: Islanders sweep Rangers despite Jagr's hat trick, and yes, Satan scored again. • College FB: Maryland chases Vick around for a while, finally gives up as Virginia Tech wins. • PGA: Hunter Haas leading at Funai Classic, Charl...
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What to watch as your Billy Bass wall-mounted talking fish takes over the house like the computer from "2001: A Space Odyssey" ... • College Football: Virginia Tech at Maryland. Marcus Vick and the unbeaten Hokies vs. The Terrapins — the one we've all been waiting for. [ESPN] • PGA Tour: Funai Class...
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A pair of underpants revolves slowly on the blade of a ceiling fan, your dog is wearing a sombrero and you are curled up, naked, around your TV, fast asleep. Congratulations, Astros fan ... • NLCS, Game 6: Astros win the pennant! Astros win the pennant! And it may be time finally to retire the lyric...
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What to watch while trying to figure out the difference between an epidemic and a pandemic ... • NLCS, Game 6: Astros at Cardinals. "Mulder! I need your help!" So many times Gillian Anderson said that on "The X-Files," now everyone in St. Louis knows what it really means. Houston, meanwhile, is chil...