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Why Your Team Sucks 2013: Houston Texans

Some people are fans of the Houston Texans. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Houston Texans. This 2013 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the 2013 NFL previews so far right here....

Elvis Andrus And Adrian Beltre Collide

This is why I don't want you touching me, man....

Johnny Manziel Still Clowning Everyone On Twitter

Johnny Manziel sending a tweet about championships mattering a day after video and pictures of him enjoying his life lit Twitter afire leaves him open for criticism, as a title-less player in a ring-mad society. But Johnny Football sees and reacts to criticism on Twitter like he does pressure on the...

Now Johnny Manziel Is Wearing A Tebow Jersey At A Texas Frat Party

This is epic, flawless trolling....

Texas Rangers Reliever Attacked And “Sucker-Punched” In Cleveland

Rangers relief pitcher Tanner Scheppers was attacked Thursday night while getting food on a street in Cleveland....

University Of Texas Frat Party To Johnny Manziel: “Get The Fuck Out”

Johnny Manziel apparently dropped by a Texas frat party last night. Someone threw a beer at him. Someone else told him to "GET THE FUCK OUT." He left. It's on video....

Sucking In The Seventies

Over at the great site, In Focus, Alan Taylor takes a look at America in the 1970s. Check out what he's got so far......

I'll Tumblr Fuh Ya

The tumblr site of the week is my man's Pele Out Of Context:...

This Montage Properly Immortalizes The Beltre-Andrus Friendship

♥Adrian & Elvis Forever.♥...

Johnny Manziel's Manning Camp Saga: MIA Friday Night, Caught Lying?

At SEC Media Days, Johnny Manziel blamed his cell phone and A.J. McCarron for oversleeping and arriving late to a Manning Passing Academy last Saturday. The site that broke the original story is now reporting McCarron couldn't have woken Manziel up—because Johnny Football didn't sleep in their room...

Paul Finebaum Stupids Up ESPN On Johnny Manziel

Ultra-troll Paul Finebaum, who has mastered the art of spinning his own opinion as the most important of the day on any subject, turned his cannons on Johnny Manziel on Wednesday. Well, Manziel and his phone....

What Is Going On Here?

Marrying Television, Football Gained An Audience But Lost A Game

Dig Sherry Kafka's 1973 Texas Monthly article on Don Meredith: "Tuning In Dandy Don":...

ESPN's Mark May Needs To Shut Up About Johnny Manziel

Here's Mark May, responding to the latest bit of news about Johnny Football:...

Johnny Manziel Pleads Guilty To Misdemeanor Stemming From 2012 Fight

Remember that whole mess that started last June, when Johnny Manziel got into a bar fight, got arrested, got suspended from the Aggies, got un-suspended, then won a Heisman? Whatever happened to the actual court case?...

Johnny Manziel Leaves Mannings’ Camp Early; Hangover? [UPDATING]

Johnny Manziel was one of many college quarterbacks to attend the Manning Passing Academy over the weekend. But he's the only one who was reportedly kicked out of it for being hungover....

Elvis Andrus Is Still Fucking With Adrian Beltre

Elvis Andrus just can’t help himself. We’ve watched him spend a good part of the last few seasons messing with teammate Adrian Beltre on and off the field, but somehow his routine never gets old. Andrus’s latest bit of shenanigans took place during last night’s Rangers-Orioles game. ...

French Fans Continue To Honor Cycling's Doping Past With Bare Asses

Another day, another butt! Sunday's ass exposure by a Tour de France spectator demonstrated the slight-of-hand necessary to pull off a classy mooning of the peloton as it rides past. Today's was not so subtle....

Manny Ramirez Is Comin’ Back, Everyone

Manny Ramirez, the guy from all those cool Taiwanese home-run videos (he also once played major-league baseball), has signed a minor-league deal with the Texas Rangers. He will report to Triple-A Round Rock. He is 41 years old; he made his big-league debut nearly 20 years ago; he hasn't appeared in ...

Melting the Plastic Man

Here's a classic for you—Gary Cartwright's 1973 Texas Monthly piece on Tom Landry:...