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When The Yankees Face The Mets, It's Duckface Supreme
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Nobody's Interested In Watching John Cena Wrestle Anymore
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Denny Hamlin's Mid-Race Snack Of Choice Is An Uncrustable
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How Many Mistakes Are In This Graphic From Last Night's Royals 'Cast?
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Top Billin
Few people, if any, have written better stories—funny and smart—about college football than Dan Jenkins. Last fall, Michael MacCambridge was good enough to make Jenkins' 1963 Sports Illustrated piece, "The Disciples of St. Darrell on a Wild Weekend" part of his excellent Director's Cut series for Gr...
Daft Punk's New Record Is Out; Now Let's Allow The Robots To Umpire
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Only In MLB Can Umps Manage To Anger Both Managers Simultaneously
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A Heat Win In Five Spells Relief
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ESPN Edits Fart Noise Out Of <em>First Take</em> Re-Air
Scandal! ESPN just aired its Best Of First Take clip show, which included a particularly fart-y piece of footage from this morning's edition of First Take, and where there was once a fart, there is a fart no more!...
It Sure Sounds Like Someone Unleashed A Monster Fart On <em>First Take</em>
OK, so we can't say for sure that this was actually a fart, nor can we say for sure who was responsible for it. But we choose to believe that it was a fart, and that it came from Skip Bayless....
A Relegated Team Reaching The FA Cup Final Is Facepalm-Worthy
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Sunderland WAG Goes The Full Al Bundy
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<em>Inside The NBA</em>'s Got Lockjaw, Can't Tell You That It Loves You
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Sympathy For the Devil
Here's a treat—Joe Flaherty's 1981 Inside Sports piece on Jake LaMotta:...
A Frumpily Attired Barry Sanders Demands You Buy His Video Game
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This Is The Natural Evolution Of The Horseface
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That's Not Your Mouse Pointer
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Jon Stewart: CNN Has "Figured Out A Way To Shit In Their Own Mouths"
CNN's Boston bombings derpfest was ripe last night for The Daily Show's picking: "Just out of curiosity, did any of your sources end their tip-offs to you with the phrase, 'A Baba Booey'?"...
Baseball Tonight Is Proud To Introduce The Instrument Of Your Death
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