Happy Mother's Day, Here Are Some Dongs: The Week In Unintentional Dongs

Welcome to a very special Mother's Day edition of Unintentional Dongs. We'll get right down to the nitty gritty here with our first submission from Pete, who informs us this the shower head at his wife's grandmother's house. The saucy minx. As always, be sure to send in any would-be penises to the tips department.

I'll let reader handle this one:

Unintentional dong attached. From van Bakel et al 2011, "Response to 'The Reality of Pervasive Transcription', PLoS Biology 9(7) e1001102. The figure shows the relationship between gene-containing DNA and non-gene-containing DNA in a specific bacterium.

Also, it shows a cock-and-balls.

Indeed, it does.

reader Aaron informs that this is some kind of perverse reverse Jenga game or something. I don't know, there's two dongs and a dude passed out on the couch. Sounds about right.

Never willing to play second innuendo fiddle to his bud, Woody, here is Buzz Lightyear's sleeping bag, from behind. Thanks to RD for the submission.

Transformers just got sexier and this has never been more appropriate. Thanks, David.

Big fan of the program Erin passes along this snow seat dong. Get your mind out of the gutter, Erin!

Every dong should have a smile on its face. Thanks to reader "geode environmental" for the whimsy.

Here we have a lemon sorbet-flavored dong, for the discriminating palate. Thanks, Jeffrey.

Lucas sends in this shot of Benny the Bull in action at Chicago. Another one seed, down and out.

Matt satisfies our chicken finger dong quota for the week with this submission from McDonald's. It's as though some mad chicken finger scientist is making these things.

Here are two neighborhood dongs snapped up by reader Emmett while watching something on PBS. Mr. Rogers Neighborhood? I forget. Anyway, street dongs!

Here's the casing from male part of a car cell phone charger, presumably already nestled in its resting place. Once finished, doing his thing, the cigarette will be all the easier to light. Thanks Philip.

Scott sends in this ornate balcony ledge from an apartment complex in California.

Reader Shane sends in this Island dong that is up for sale. Total impulse buy.

And last, but certainly not least here is a rooster with a cock for a mouth sent in my [holy Freudians] by Timothy Dickhudt. [blinks twice]