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Deadspin Up All Night: Friendship (Is A Small Boat In A Storm)<em></em>
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The Year In Ted Cruz Humiliations
There’s never exactly a good time to be Ted Cruz. His mannerisms are stilted, his friends are nonexistent, and he has far more skin than any one human should ever possess. There are, however, less-bad times to be Ted. And 2016 was not one of those years....

Deadspin Up All Night: I Could Make It All Go Away
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Jordan Reed Ejected After Punching Helmeted Opponent
Jordan Reed was already injured and useless, but the Washington tight end made himself even useless-er by getting ejected at the end of the third quarter tonight against Carolina with that smartest of smart football plays: punching an opponent in the football helmet....

Deadspin Up All Night: It Doesn't Make Me Smile
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Your <i>Monday Night Football</i> Tecmo Super Bowl Simulation Is Live
Your Tecmo Super Bowl sims are back, and tonight’s Carolina vs. Washington game is LIVE:...

Deadspin Up All Night: First Place
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Deadspin Up All Night: Every Inch
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Deadspin Up All Night: Up At The Mountain
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Deadspin Up All Night: I Don't Even Know
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Soccer Guy Loses Mind After Game, Suddenly Thinks He's In A Kung Fu Movie
Look closely and you can see the exact moment that Mumbai City striker Thiago Cunha, mere moments after losing on aggregate to Atlético de Kolkata in the Indian Super League semifinals, completely forgets that he’s in a soccer game and instead becomes convinced that he’s the star of some martial art...

Deadspin Up All Night: Drink And Gamble
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Deadspin Up All Night: Flawless
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Deadspin Up All Night: Cause And Effect
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Deadspin Up All Night: I Love To Watch Things On TV
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Deadspin Up All Night: The Gold Of A Better Life
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Deadspin Up All Night: We Will Still Be Friends Forever
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Deadspin Up All Night: Took Your Advice And The Requisite Pills
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Real Piece Of Shit Column: Corruption Is Fine
As much as Republicans groaned about Donald Trump, they were always destined to fall in line once he actually had power. They are still falling. ...