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Josh Hamilton Clears The Air, His Conscience And Pleads "Human"
Thanks to Kevin at Big League Stew for his amazing Twitter updates from the Hamilton press conference, attended by Yahoo's(!) Jeff Passan....

And It's Albert Pujols To The Rescue Again
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Kenny Powers Forever And Ever
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You May Be Taller, But You're Still Beneath Him
Mike Lupica's ego is to sportswriting what Milton Berle's cock is to comedy. It is an occupational totem, around which colleagues spin fantastical-seeming yarns that just so happen to be true. Here are a few such tales....

The Eyes Of Texas Are Upon You
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This Photo Hurts My Heart
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It Might Be Time For ESPN To Update Its Sidebar
The schedule is out, so it's time to gear up for the NBA season ... in 2006, apparently. Hey ESPN, would you like us to hold Seattle down while you twist its nipple and take its lunch money? [ESPN]...

Our Tech Team Is Victorious Once Again
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Penguins Fans Crashes Stanley Cup Celebration
Have you ever dreamed of being on the ice with your favorite team as they hoist Stanley Cup, then heading back to the locker room for a champagne bath with your heroes? Go ahead! NHL security obviously won't stop you....

The Legend Of Green Man
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Hunting The Most Dangerous Game Of All: Love
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Rudy Gay Loves His Hamburgers
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Charlie Hustle Finds A New Muse
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It's The Year Of The Booger Pick
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Rick Fox's Shirt Smell's Like Greedo's Taint Or Something
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Recruiting Information Wants To Be Free
It's hard to determine which end of the recruiting process is more corrupt. In one corner are the coaches who feed egos to drive theirs; in the other are the AAU type who extort high schoolers' phone numbers for cash....

It's Still The Summer Of K F'n P
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Chargers, I Am Told, Are Often Misunderstood
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We Are Gathered Here Today To Take It To The House
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Even Babies Know The Mets Deserve To Get Puked On
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