Our Tech Team Is Victorious Once Again
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At some point this weekend, our mystical underground server fortress fell under attack from a faceless mongrel horde under orders from Toth-Amon, the evil wizard of doom. It was a brutal, costly and bloody fight, but our squad of heroes—which naturally includes several mute giants—have finally beaten back the assault and rebuilt our battered database castle. That's the way it was explained to me by IT and judging by the pile of bones scattered around their desks, I see no reason to doubt them. They're doing yeoman's work over there.
Seriously, yesterday sucked for everyone, but let's just put it behind us and move forward with our lives. It's Tuesday, you know.
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