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O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)
We got many weekend submissions for Morning Crap that weren't good enough to "wake up!" to (or earn their own post) but were too good not to share. So they morphed into this special Voltron-like gallery of awesomeness. Tremble, weaklings!...

The Anti-Favre Debate Is Nothing But A Straw Man
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Men With Telestrators Can't Stop Drawing Dongs
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This Pig AIDS Aggression Will Not Stand, Man
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Bears Begin The Season With Five-Yard Penalty
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NASCAR Jesus Would Like To Buy You A Bud
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Ray Allen Has The Eye Of The Tiger
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Naughty Word Appears On Sports Broadcast, And A Snickering Nation Presses Pause
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Mariners Skipper Takes Job Title Seriously
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Kyle Orton Likes What He Sees
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<i>Now</i> College Football Season Can Begin
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And One To Grow On
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Aim For The Knees, Brett!
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Bleacher Seat Almost As Good As Owner's Box
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World Continues To Pay Homage To Television Character With Customized Replica Jerseys
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Every Poll Has Its Thorns
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It Looks Like The Vick Jerseys Are On Back Order
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Hey, You Can't Park That There!
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Escaping Ben Terry's Grasp Is Harder Than You Think
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Goats Are The New Mutton
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