Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Jake And The Neverland Pirates
A look at the awful children’s programming you’re forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours.
Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood
It’s time to crash Deadspin’s ongoing series surveying the awful shows you’re forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours to watch reruns of The Americans.
Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: PAW Patrol
It’s time once again for our ongoing series surveying the awful shows you’re forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours.
Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
It’s time once again for our ongoing series surveying the awful shows you’re forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours.
Why Your Classic Children's Television Program Sucks: Saved By The Bell
Time for another look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Previous installments in this series can be found here.
Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Jessie
A look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Image by Jim Cooke.
Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Thomas & Friends
A look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Image by Jim Cooke.
Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Super Why!
A look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Image by Jim Cooke.
Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: The Fresh Beat Band
A regular look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Image by Jim Cooke.
Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Dora The Explorer
A look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Illustration by Jim Cooke.
Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Chuggington
A look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. GIF by Jim Cooke.
Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!
A look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Illustration by Jim Cooke.
Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: Max & Ruby
A look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Illustration by Jim Cooke.
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