Leftovers: Turkey Baseball

• We honestly cannot believe it took people this long to come up with turkey baseball. [ Baseball Think Factory] • Brian Billick would like you to help him spy on his players. [ The Fanhouse] • Waving Terrible Towels as a mayor's funeral procession comes by seems entirely appropriate to us, why? [ The Burgh Blog] • Look, a crime Chris Henry didn't commit! [ Cincinnati Enquirer] • Yeah, insulting Wayne Rooney's girlfriend ... TOTALLY good idea. [ The UK Sun] • OK, if you'll indulge us a moment, we'll confess that this story — perhaps only tangentially related to "sports" — is one of the most ridiculous things we've ever read. It's about the author playing this idiotic rope-walking game with the boyfriend of his assuredly mortified 16-year-old daughter. Our first favorite part: He talks about his "secret weapons," which turn out to be "a phone and a computer." The second? The guy owns a MOUNTAIN UNICYCLE. Because only pussies would ride a unicycle on a paved road. [ New York Times]