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Image via @BrentZwerneman/Twitter

Jimbo Fisher arrived today at College Station, Texas, as the new head football coach at Texas A&M. He was greeted on the tarmac at Easterwood* Airport by a marching band and a literal red carpet, as happens in a sane world with a healthy appreciation for amateur sports:

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Plenty of shitheads throughout history have been given this silly foreign dignitary treatment for reasons nearly as dumb as that they will coach the local football team, but this might be the first time the conquering hero was named Jimbo.

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Staff Writer, Deadspin

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