Congratulations to our nemesis Jason Whitlock for the big NYT's write-up on his controversial sports journalism and how it's propelled him to media fame and a fortune big enough to own a house in Los Angeles and one in Kansas City.
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But...that photo. Seriously, he's a tacky backdrop and a red rose away from ending up on one of those Glamour Shot sites. So, now, you monsters must do your handiwork. Yes, it's a Jason Whitlock photoshop contest. Winner gets a grab bag full of crap on our desk. Please submit them in the comments and we'll pick the best ones tomorrow and declare a victor.
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