To Watch Tonight ...

She left me! How can I go on? How can I ... oh, I remember: TV sports. Game 2: Detroit Pistons at Miami Heat. In the time it takes Shaq to run the length of the court, six million pounds of cocaine have been smuggled into the U.S by boat. Houston Astros at Chicago Cubs. Damn you, Red Sox! We were supposed to break our jinxes together! We had a pact! UEFA Champions League Final: AC Milan vs. Liverpool FC. The biggest sporting event ever to be played in Turkey that didn't involve a goat's bladder and polo mallets.