Trying To Nail Down That Last Slam

• Federer wins in first round at French Open. [ SI.com] • A horrifying mug mashup. [ Loser With Socks] • Really, is Gary Sheffield that much help? [ ESPN] • Looking at all the Yankees-Red Sox standings. [ YanksFan/SoxFan] • A poem about Derek Jeter's game-ending flyout Sunday. [ UmpBump] • Yeah, about that personal conduct policy ... [ ClayNation]