Shortly after No. 16 Arkansas’s 49-30 loss to No. 1 Alabama was official Saturday night, a fan decided to make his displeasure with head coach Bret Bielema known—allegedly opting for shouting the simple and direct, “If I had your record, I’d be fucking fired. Fuck you.”
The loss drops the Razorbacks to 4-2 on the season; it is not immediately clear how the fan felt that record might translate to that of a teacher. But as it turns out, the fan—arrested after appearing to argue with police in the stands—had not been lying about being a professor at the university. Dr. Lawton Lanier Nalley, an associate professor specializing in agricultural economics and agribusiness, was arrested for public intoxication and disorderly conduct.
From the look of the above, he does not appear to be particularly regretful about the incident.