Week In Deadspin: Rodman, Cold Pizza And Us

• Lesbian cheerleaders getting it on in a bathroom? What more can we tell you? It, you know, seems like the type of story people might be into. • We went to go check out Dennis Rodman's book signing, and it made us almost as sad as it made his agent jaw-droppingly (and hilariously) furious. We love this job sometimes. • Hi, Skip Bayless! Have you met our friend William Hocutt? • It's official, say you: Mark Cuban would kick Bill Simmons' ass. • Put a goat on a trampoline, and who knows what kind of wacky hijinks might ensue. • ESPN and Steve Phillips played dressup all week, and we, for about 30 seconds, sympathized with the "real" journalists who had to play along. Then we stopped. • Kyle Orton shows the exact right way for athletes to handle the Internet. Everyone please take notes, there will be a quiz. • Somebody please tell Clinton Portis that Halloween is over. Actually, don't. He'll keep coming up with stuff like this. • Hey, anybody think we could get Terrell Owens to come over and play Madden this week? He's certainly not busy or anything. • Honestly, you didn't really forget about the Vikings sex boat cruise, did you? • "Everybody cut, everybody cut ... everybody cut Peyton Manning!"

Also, we're still taking entrants in our best athlete run-in stories contest. You can, like, win a book. A good one too.

Whew, what a week. Salute a veteran, and have a weekend most pleasant.