Work For The Knicks, In The Worst Capacity Imaginable

You know what would be a great job? Being the guy who has to clean up all of Isiah Thomas' messes, and then try to explain them away to a growling, surly New York media. That's exactly what we told our mom we wanted to be when we grew up.

And now, kids, you have your chance. The Knicks are advertising for a "Public Relations Coordinator."

The ideal candidate will have a Bachelors degree with a minimum of one year public relations experience preferably within the sports industry. Strong knowledge of basketball and the NBA is required. Must have excellent communication, organizational and follow up skills. Candidate must possess strong writing skills with creative abilities. Familiarity with public relations teams is also required. Must have excellent presentation, interpersonal and multi-tasking skills. Proficiency on Microsoft Word and Excel required. Must be flexible to work games including evenings and weekends.

Does this sound like you? Oh, it also helps to have a nice ass and a willingness to sleep with the point guard. In his truck.

Public Relations Coordinator [NBA Jobs]