When they came for the man (or woman) who silently drank beer through a horse mask at Miller Park, Brewers fans were not silent. In fact, they chanted "asshole" as the furry was ejected.

This would become a national story if it happened in Philly, a time-tested yarn about Santa in an Phillies jersey puking on a kid while beating a horse to death outside Citizens Bank Park, booing a limp Michael Irvin and throwing snowballs at himself. But no, the lamestream media's asleep at the wheel again. At least we have playoff baseball games on an NFL Sunday. (All times eastern).

3:07 p.m.: Detroit at NY Yankees (Max Scherzer vs Freddy Garcia)

5:07 p.m.: Arizona at Milwaukee (Daniel Hudson vs Zack Greinke)

8:37 p.m.: St. Louis at Philadelphia (Chris Carpenter vs Cliff Lee)

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Tigers drop ALDS opener to Yankees 9-3 after suspended game [Bless You Boys]

Nova, Cano lead Yanks to Game One win [River Ave. Blues]

Diamondbacks 1, Brewers 4: O Offense, Where Art Thou? [AZ Snakepit]

Brewers 4, Diamondbacks 1: Today's Turning Points [Brew Crew Ball]

St. Louis Cardinals drop first game of NLDS vs. Phillies [Viva El Birdos]

So Roy Halladay Pitched Yesterday [Zoo With Roy]

(Video H/T Top Prospect Alert Minor League Blog)