Well, the results are in from our poll about a theoretical (for now) fight between Isiah Thomas and Bill Simmons, and, well, we're rather shocked: You give Simmons a lot better chance of winning this duel than we possibly could have though. Out of Deadspin readers, 46.2 percent of you think Simmons could win that fight? Really? Considering Simmons scored only 26 percent in his hypothetical battle with Mark Cuban, well, we certainly know how you feel about Isiah.
Next time Simmons does one of his Curious Guy segments, we'll rev this poll up again, but for now ... keep training, Bill.