Hey, It Worked In The Warriors

Our affection for Cincinnati wide receiver Chad Johnson is well-documented, so we're obviously down right giddy to see that, in the offseason, Johnson has, inexplicably, decided to grow a mohawk.

Johnson, whose touchdown celebrations are supposedly going to be banned this year, said the new hairstyle was "one of many surprises that are coming up" and was only half of a new ensemble, whatever that means. We look forward, greatly, to the return of Chad Johnson (and Clinton Portis, of course), and we hope he can finally get that dead deer around his shoulders stunt off the ground.

Chad Sports A Mohawk [CincinnatiSports.com]
Sweet Lord, Let Him Not Be Kidding [Deadspin]