Things That PETA Is Better Off Not Knowing About, No. 112
This image was lost some time after publication. If you're like us, you frequently ask yourselves, "where can I find top, reliable donkeys for my donkey sporting event?" Fortunately we found Donkey Sports, Inc., and our troubles are over. For the finest in Donkey Softball and Donkey Basketball events, we highly recommend this company.
But you may well ask: "In this time of great geopolitical unrest, donkey sporting events are just the thing to lift our spirits. But I'm still skeptical; will the donkeys have reliable transportation?" Yes. According to the Web site, Donkey Sports.com guarantees "dependable, self-contained transportation for all donkeys."
The company will also provide::
• Referee and game ball. • Clean, well-cared for donkeys. • Valid livestock health certificates. • Easy to understand game organization information. • Shoes that will not mark any floor. • IMMEDIATE euthanasia to avoid any potential Barbaro situation.
That last one may have been ours. Sorry.
Donkey Basketball [Donkey Sports Inc.]
- Tuesday MLB Best Bets: June 9th Pitcher Props Worth Targeting
- NBA Finals Game 2 Betting Picks and Predictions Spurs vs. Knicks
- MLB Picks Today: Two Sunday Bets Worth Backing
- MLB Predictions and Best Bets for Saturday's Biggest Games
- UFC Vegas 118 Betting Picks: Three Fights to Target on Saturday Night
- MLB Picks Today: Two Pitchers Set Up To Fall Short On Outs Props
- MLB Pitcher Props Today: Best Bets for June 3rd
