We don't mean to imply that California linebacker Chris Purtz might have some issues with non-traditional forms of sexuality — and by "non-traditional," we mean "not masturbating into a sock" — but he probably should try to keep his distance from "adult clubs" for a while.

Early Sunday morning, a drunk Purtz, with a friend who was pretending to be his "agent," entered a peep show club, reported that he was a Cal football player, entered a "video pornography booth" and began demanding to be presented with the sublime pleaure of prostitutes. When Purtz and his friend were informed that peep shows did not include actual women who have sex with you, he screamed at the management and called them "ni—er" and "faggot."

Our favorite part is, after Purtz is kicked out, a security camera shows "Purtz banging on the door and yelling at the employees inside for several minutes. At one point Purtz appears to shove his friend." Dude, you said that place had sluts! What the fungus??!!"

Football Player Suspended After Incident At Adult Club [Daily Californian]

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