SHOTY Elite Eight: Elijah Dukes Vs. Gilbert Arenas
At last, we have completed the endless first round of the 2007 Sportshuman Of The Year tournament. It only took a month. Now we're down the nitty-gritty: The Elite Eight.
All seeds held in the first round, which just proves the seeding committee did a good job. (Note: This does not actually prove this.) So the big dawgs are all set for the second round ... and we've got a tough one right off the bat.
No. 4 Seed: Elijah Dukes
Explored the possibilities lent to us by cellular technology. Impregnated a foster child. Became a sports radio star. You divorced, dawg.
No. 5 Seed Gilbert Arenas Dunked off a trampoline. Stole a joke. Helped you with your love life. Talked to us.
So, who makes the Final Four? Vote, vote like the wind.
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