About the only thing missing from Joe Buck's commentary here is Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen walking out from the hallway to question him. BUCK: "I only wanted to talk, I swear." HANSEN: "I have your transcript right here; it's pretty explicit."
The one question that needed to be asked and wasn't: What's the worse fashion mistake: Simpson's pink No. 9, or Laura Quinn's half jersey? Please vote now.
Laura Quinn Gives Us A Fiesta Of Pain [Deadspin]
Who Cares If The Eagles Are Beating The Cowboys? Let's Talk About Jessica Simpson! [Awful Announcing]