Joe Buck Verbally Gropes Jessica Simpson. Eww.

rickchand|published: 12/17/2007, 4:10pm EST

About the only thing missing from Joe Buck's commentary here is Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen walking out from the hallway to question him. BUCK: "I only wanted to talk, I swear." HANSEN: "I have your transcript right here; it's pretty explicit."

The one question that needed to be asked and wasn't: What's the worse fashion mistake: Simpson's pink No. 9, or Laura Quinn's half jersey? Please vote now.

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