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• Hold still, Agent Zero: Blah blah ... Wizards bad ... blah blah draft pick ... blah ... "Arenas said Thursday at Madame Tussauds, where his wax figure was unveiled..." Wait ... whuuuut? [Black Voices + SI]

• What did the doctoral student say to the particle accelerator?: See, it's funny because I don't understand physics! [College Game Balls]

• Walk it off: Brady Quinn hurt the finger on his throwing hand? Isn't he like ... going to need that? [Waiting For Next Year]

• Call it a tie: Welcome to the ACC, the conference no wants to win. Or watch. [4th and Fail]

• Baseball been very very good to him: More than you ever wanted to know about Dayan Viciendo. Who? Exactly. [Luol's Dong]

• Vogue this: Aaron Ward makes Sean Avery look like Ralph Lauren in a clown costume. I think that's a clothing-related insult, but I don't even know. [The Two Line Pass]