Morning Blogdome: Gilbert Arenas Gets Waxed

[email protected] needs a lover that won't drive it crazy. • Hold still, Agent Zero: Blah blah ... Wizards bad ... blah blah draft pick ... blah ... "Arenas said Thursday at Madame Tussauds, where his wax figure was unveiled..." Wait ... whuuuut? [ Black Voices + SI] • What did the doctoral student say to the particle accelerator?: See, it's funny because I don't understand physics! [ College Game Balls] • Walk it off: Brady Quinn hurt the finger on his throwing hand? Isn't he like ... going to need that? [ Waiting For Next Year] • Call it a tie: Welcome to the ACC, the conference no wants to win. Or watch. [ 4th and Fail] • Baseball been very very good to him: More than you ever wanted to know about Dayan Viciendo. Who? Exactly. [ Luol's Dong] • Vogue this: Aaron Ward makes Sean Avery look like Ralph Lauren in a clown costume. I think that's a clothing-related insult, but I don't even know. [ The Two Line Pass]