Welcome to Deadspin's famed Comment of the Week feature, wherein we recognize some of Deadspin's wittiest and best-written comments from the week that was, and give away valuable mystery prizes.
You waited all week for it, then I made you wait the weekend for it, and since nothing else was going on in the world of sports, you were sad and alone. But now, finally, it's time to present the first-ever Deadspin Comment of the Week award, as voted by you — the readers. It's like the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, only slightly less mature. Over 3300 votes were cast, and since we had Robert Mugabe himself certify the election results, you know it's legit. And the award for Deadspin Comment of the Week goes to...Stev D!