Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female ReadershipS

Sizemore joins Santonio Holmes and Jeff Reed in the pantheon of Rust Belt athletes who take dong shots in the mirror with their cell phones. Grady's Ladies have declared a national holiday.

Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female Readership

These have been making the rounds in an email forward, purportedly meant for Grady's girlfriend, Playboy Playmate Brittany Binger...

Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female ReadershipS

...that's her spread propped up by the mirror. I think it's kind of creepy that he travels with her Playboy issue.

Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female ReadershipS

Perhaps you remember the batshit lady who emailed every site on the Internet trashing Brittany. Wonder how she's taking this.

Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female Readership

Nathaniel Hornblower he's not.

Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female Readership

Okay, I'll just shut up and let you look at his junk.

Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female ReadershipS

Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female ReadershipS

Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female ReadershipS

Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female Readership

Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female Readership

Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female ReadershipS

Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female ReadershipS

Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female ReadershipS

Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female ReadershipS

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