Grady Sizemore Does His Bit To Increase Our Female Readership
Sizemore joins Santonio Holmes and Jeff Reed in the pantheon of Rust Belt athletes who take dong shots in the mirror with their cell phones. Grady's Ladies have declared a national holiday.
These have been making the rounds in an email forward, purportedly meant for Grady's girlfriend, Playboy Playmate Brittany Binger...
...that's her spread propped up by the mirror. I think it's kind of creepy that he travels with her Playboy issue.
Perhaps you remember the batshit lady who emailed every site on the Internet trashing Brittany. Wonder how she's taking this.
Nathaniel Hornblower he's not.
Okay, I'll just shut up and let you look at his junk.
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