Deadspin HOF Nominee: Athlete Dong
Of all the things I thought Deadspin would end up being known for, back in September 2005, "pictures of the typically large penises of professional athletes" would have not been high on the list. But art evolves, you know?
There have been some more exposed genitals in the last eight months, but to my money, the most comprehensive guide to athlete penis on Deadspin came from the I-Team back in January, which contained the perplexing phrase, "He's not overtrimmed in an amateurish way." Indeed! Nothing says pageview gold like economical genital landscaping.
But: Is Athlete Dong a Deadspin Hall of Famer?
You decide. Seventy five percent is the threshold for induction. Vote below: Polls will be open through Labor Day.
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