America Mercifully Spared From Awful Sitcom About Colin Cowherd's Life

Tweeted Cowherd, "Network passed on my sitcom. On to plan B. In talks with Charlie Sheen for new show 'Almost Winning.' Taste that CBS."

So we'll hold steady at the pleasing level of four daily televised hours of Cowherd, then.

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