Homey D. Clown Will Play TV Colin Cowherd

Cowherd, out of Cow-text: "I always give people credit just for getting a job. If you interview with 300 people and get the job, you beat 300 people out for a job, you've got to have some skill-set."

Not "Look-at-Me" Damon Wayans, who will play "Nick Herd" in the awful pilot based on Cowherd's life. Also, the character is "fortyish" in the pilot. Wayans is 50.

Was it too late to get the ShamWow guy, Colin wonders.

Damon Wayans to Star in CBS' Sports Radio Pilot [Hollywood Reporter, h/t readers Matthew and Cameron]