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Sun Nov 29
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That is all. #washington
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That's the same line Gawker used to describe the latest Lindsay Lohan upskirt picture. #washington
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The situation is so desperate, he's pulling out all the stops and giving his next pep talk from a rock quarry. If that doesn't work, he's planning to move on to a steel foundry.
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Well, Kornheiser can't do it on MNF anymore, so he has to get it out of his system somehow. #washington
10/19/09
Could be worse. It could be devolving into a Tyler Perry film, although I can imagine Clinton Portis being perfectly happy playing Bertha, Madea's long lost sister. #washington
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As long as it doesn't turn into a Spike Jonze film.
/yeah, I said it #washington
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/this may actually occur #washington
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Yeah, that must have been really disconcerting for a resident of Washington, D.C. to witness. #washington