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    Albert Haynesworth Sued, But No Hard Feelings

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/05/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Sued, But No Hard Feelings
    If I was unable to have hard feeling, I'd want more than $7.5 million.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/05/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Sued, But No Hard Feelings
    Among the conditions of Haynesworth's probation was that he not commit any new offenses for 30 days.


    I think the SEC handed down the same penalty to Phillip Fullmer last season.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/05/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Sued, But No Hard Feelings
    TJ/


    Dom DeLuise dead at 75. Should've been you, Charlie Weis.


    END TJ/

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/05/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Sued, But No Hard Feelings
    Among the conditions of Haynesworth's probation was that he not commit any new offenses for 30 days.


    Now THAT's what I call a no-nonsense judge. Look out, Sheriff Joe! You're Michael Dukakis compared to this guy.

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    05/05/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Sued, But No Hard Feelings
    Edmondson is 400 pounds? A fat guy hasn't been this much of a cinch to win a lawsuit since Simpson v. Frying Dutchman, LLC.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/05/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: Squid plate with extra tentacles.
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    05/05/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Sued, But No Hard Feelings
    The 400-pound man has trouble moving around and rarely leaves his home. Edmondson said that before the accident he was "light on my feet"


    Well, Hayneworth's lawyers thank you for that comment, which proves sir, that you are a liar.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/05/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: No, it's true. In fact, before the injury, he worked part-time as a hot air balloon.
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    03/26/09

    In reply to Tonight You're Partying With Vince Young And Albert Haynesworth
    This is a complete rip-off of that Brent Jones birthday video when Steve Bono and Pierce Holt were shouting into the camera all crazy.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/26/09

    In reply to Tonight You're Partying With Vince Young And Albert Haynesworth
    Haynesworth recently made a new fan. Whenever he watches Albert play, he'll be glued to his seat!
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/26/09

    In reply to Tonight You're Partying With Vince Young And Albert Haynesworth
    "freddiebisreal"


    Must have converted.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/26/09

    In reply to Tonight You're Partying With Vince Young And Albert Haynesworth
    Great, now I have the image of Goodell like Tony Soprano, sitting in his chair of his Waste Management business banging his secretary.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    03/26/09

    In reply to Tonight You're Partying With Vince Young And Albert Haynesworth
    Don't these assholes always tote their camcorders to the Pro Bowl and other events? Where do they think the videos end up?
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    03/26/09

    In reply to Tonight You're Partying With Vince Young And Albert Haynesworth
    it's just a couple guys hanging out at the club, not getting drunk on premium water


    I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/26/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: Albert, don't just stare at that head; stomp on it.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/26/09

    In reply to Tonight You're Partying With Vince Young And Albert Haynesworth
    I swear this is just like my Bar Mitzvah.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    03/26/09

    In reply to Tonight You're Partying With Vince Young And Albert Haynesworth
    Somebody's gonna get stomped stupid
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    Image of Sigerson Sigerson
    03/13/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Almost Killed A Guy?
    and, not that hip replacement surgery doesn't suck, there is also no claim that the guy is paralyzed.
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