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    Blame Drew: ASU Baseball Coach Pat Murphy Resigns

    A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: “Fifty Hot Ones Comin’ At Ya!”

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    11/20/09

    In reply to Blame Drew: ASU Baseball Coach Pat Murphy Resigns
    I've heard he's retiring to spend more time working on his true passion of fondling little boys behind the local library.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Blame Drew: ASU Baseball Coach Pat Murphy Resigns
    The night Pat Murphy resigned is a night I'll never forget.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Blame Drew: ASU Baseball Coach Pat Murphy Resigns
    Blame Drew: New York Man Suffocates on Pre-Nuptial Agreement.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Blame Drew: ASU Baseball Coach Pat Murphy Resigns
    Dear Drew,

    Hide. Now. I hear Pat Murphy will choke slam a motherfucker.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Blame Drew: ASU Baseball Coach Pat Murphy Resigns
    "Blame Drew" is my favorite Beatles song.
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    11/20/09

    @Phintastic: ♪ Blame Drew
    He made it bad
    Took a mad coach
    Made him a tad worse
    And with it, the coach is out of a job
    Now he'll find the slob who let it happen... ♪
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    11/20/09

    @GreatOdensRaven: +1. Terrific
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Blame Drew: ASU Baseball Coach Pat Murphy Resigns
    Isn't he the guy who shoved Neil Reed?
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Blame Drew: ASU Baseball Coach Pat Murphy Resigns
    seek out Drew and beat him like a readheaded stepchild

    Drew, does the carpet match the curtains?
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    11/16/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: “Fifty Hot Ones Comin’ At Ya!”
    Can't standja... can't standja... #assholecoachdigest
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    11/16/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: “Fifty Hot Ones Comin’ At Ya!”
    About halfway through the season, we are playing a game at our home field

    When I was in fourth grade, all the teams played at the same two fields. #assholecoachdigest
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    11/16/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: “Fifty Hot Ones Comin’ At Ya!”
    "make a decision right now! Football....or God?"

    The very last practice we manage to carry him 20 yards before we collapse.

    Yeah, but how many sets of footprints were there? #assholecoachdigest
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    11/16/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: “Fifty Hot Ones Comin’ At Ya!”
    "FIFTY HOT ONES COMIN' AT YA!"

    This is why Al Green always bathes with the bathroom door locked. #assholecoachdigest
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    11/16/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: “Fifty Hot Ones Comin’ At Ya!”
    I enjoyed the first story, but methinks we need a group html joke lesson round these parts... #assholecoachdigest
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    11/16/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: “Fifty Hot Ones Comin’ At Ya!”
    Further proof that little league, Pop Warner, and other youth league coaches are the worst people in the world. #assholecoachdigest
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    11/16/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: “Fifty Hot Ones Comin’ At Ya!”
    I played on a travel baseball team as a kid. Our star player was our pitcher (also our best hitter) and his dad was our head coach.

    Anyway, we became known as the team whose coach would yell at his son during the games (again, his son was by far our best player) to the point that he would cry. Full on bawling. He'd be on the mound with a full face of tears as the kid at the plate prayed that he could see through the salt water since he threw absolute gas for a 10-year old kid.

    He ended up playing some college baseball and getting drafted by the Diamondbacks, played in the minors for a few years before retiring and going to med school (I think).

    As an aside, Geddy Lee was the parent of another kid on the team and occasionally coached third base. Can't believe my parents didn't force me to stay friends with his son. #assholecoachdigest
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    11/16/09

    @Kid Canada: You know what they say, be cool or be cast out. #assholecoachdigest
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    11/16/09

    @Kid Canada: They didn't want to bother him, he's just a working man #assholecoachdigest
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    11/16/09

    @Artie Fufkin: Part of living in the limelight. #assholecoachdigest
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    11/16/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: “Fifty Hot Ones Comin’ At Ya!”
    50 HOT ONES COMIN' AT YA!

    Someone's been reading the Amadou Diallo trial transcript. #assholecoachdigest
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    11/16/09

    @ArkansasFred: +1 #assholecoachdigest
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