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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/23/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Coach Will Watch You Shower Now
    Boy these stories really make me look forward to letting some random idiot coach my kids.
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    11/23/09

    @Phintastic: Simple, always remember to pack your kid's shower shorts.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/23/09

    @BruschisBrewsky:

    The yelling maniacs are almost just as troubling as the pervs.
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    11/23/09

    @Phintastic: Boy these stories really make me look forward to coaching my kids.

    Fixed
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    11/24/09

    @chuckv:

    True dat
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    11/23/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Coach Will Watch You Shower Now
    Where were you guys when I needed corroboration for my "Coaches shower with the athletes" rule? I haven't coached field hockey since.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/23/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Coach Will Watch You Shower Now
    I can't wait for Brendon Small's "A-Hole Coach Digest" submission.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Coach Will Watch You Shower Now
    Robert Downey Jr. has already signed up to play the douchebag lacrosse coach in the Lifetime Network movie.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/23/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Coach Will Watch You Shower Now
    I don't know if this story has the same humor as the other ones you guys have published

    Coach C just pinched the tips of his thumb and index fingers really close together and said "Don't worry, Zach, you provided me with many laughs"
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/23/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Coach Will Watch You Shower Now
    The team was composed of 9 13-year-olds, a couple 1-year-olds, and 2 15-year-olds

    To be fair, I was a pretty shitty baseball player at age 1 as well.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Coach Will Watch You Shower Now
    A.)Fuck Moose.

    Q. How does Sarah Palin keep in such good shape?
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    Image of ChanHoParkour ChanHoParkour
    11/23/09

    @twoeightnine: that would be fuck meese.
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    11/23/09

    @ChanHoParkour: I thought it was moosen?
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/23/09

    @twoeightnine: A moose bit my sister once...
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    11/23/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Coach Will Watch You Shower Now
    Finally, A-Hole Coach Digest and Great Moments in Poop History intersect.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/23/09

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Coach Will Watch You Shower Now
    Uncle Rico was a pederast? Explains a lot in that movie.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/20/09

    In reply to Blame Drew: ASU Baseball Coach Pat Murphy Resigns
    I've heard he's retiring to spend more time working on his true passion of fondling little boys behind the local library.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Blame Drew: ASU Baseball Coach Pat Murphy Resigns
    The night Pat Murphy resigned is a night I'll never forget.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/20/09

    In reply to Blame Drew: ASU Baseball Coach Pat Murphy Resigns
    Blame Drew: New York Man Suffocates on Pre-Nuptial Agreement.
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    11/20/09

    In reply to Blame Drew: ASU Baseball Coach Pat Murphy Resigns
    Dear Drew,

    Hide. Now. I hear Pat Murphy will choke slam a motherfucker.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/20/09

    In reply to Blame Drew: ASU Baseball Coach Pat Murphy Resigns
    "Blame Drew" is my favorite Beatles song.
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    Image of GreatOdensRaven GreatOdensRaven
    11/20/09

    @Phintastic: ♪ Blame Drew
    He made it bad
    Took a mad coach
    Made him a tad worse
    And with it, the coach is out of a job
    Now he'll find the slob who let it happen... ♪
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/20/09

    @GreatOdensRaven: +1. Terrific
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/20/09

    In reply to Blame Drew: ASU Baseball Coach Pat Murphy Resigns
    Isn't he the guy who shoved Neil Reed?
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