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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/21/09

    In reply to Sports Fella "Suspended" Over Angry Tweets, Not Allowed To Watch TV, Talk On Phone For Two Weeks
    As an avid WEEI listener (my job is boring as shit, you see) a little background on this rivalry:

    A while back Ordway, Smerlas and DeOssie met Simmons at a conference. They had a pretty good conversation, and supposedly exchanged mutual admiration for their work. All appeared to be fine.

    A few weeks back, Simmons wrote somewhere that WEEI is only around because they built a monopoly on the sports radio market and have never had any competitors (which is untrue), and that their on-air personalities are lacking and past their prime (which may be true).

    Simmons then went on the morning show Dennis and Callahan and they questioned him on this statement. Being the sissy he is Simmons lauded their work and said he was only talking about the afternoon guys (Ordway & company).

    Being that in their only conversation in the past Simmons told these guys how much he liked their work, The Big Show wanted an explanation, and asked on-air for Simmons to appear on their show. Simmons initially agreed, then ended up (cowardly) repeatedly canceling on the day he was supposed to appear. Ordway called him out on this and this is when these Twitter "attacks" appeared.

    Bottom line: Whenever Simmons is actually questioned on the crap he comes out with he shrinks into his shell and reverts to Twitter attacks like a 13 year old girl. Lame, Simmons. Lame.
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    11/21/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: You sir have been quite helpful
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12:25 AM

    @Nothing Can Kill the Grimace...: As long as I've conveyed what a petulant child Simmons truly is when it comes to handling any situation in an adult matter, my mission is accomplished.
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    11/21/09

    In reply to Sports Fella "Suspended" Over Angry Tweets, Not Allowed To Watch TV, Talk On Phone For Two Weeks
    Oh ESPN, this makes me think of a line from Macbeth. From Act 5, Scene 5, specifically.
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    11/19/09

    In reply to Watch This, Then Go Check Your Water Supply For Drugs
    Wait, where were Tim & Eric in that clip?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/19/09

    In reply to Watch This, Then Go Check Your Water Supply For Drugs
    "And afterward, let's all ride the Yellow Submarine to Wile E. Peyote's house!"
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/19/09

    In reply to Watch This, Then Go Check Your Water Supply For Drugs

    That's the second creepiest Mitt I've ever seen
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/18/09

    In reply to Watch This, Then Go Check Your Water Supply For Drugs
    edit: I officially crossed my own line
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    11/18/09

    In reply to Watch This, Then Go Check Your Water Supply For Drugs
    Looks like I picked the wrong night to stop huffing keyboard cleaner.
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    Hey, how you doin'?

    Just ran across your piece of shit website.

    Dude is an assassin when it comes to switching gears. #texasrangers
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    Dear Deadspin:

    What is irony, and if it's so important, why haven't I heard of it before?

    P.S. Please do not be ironical when answering, as I will not understand it.

    Sincerely,
    lots of people #texasrangers
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    What if this entire ruse has been orchestrated by Pat Murphy, and we are merely his marionettes, dancing on a string for his amusement? First we hate him, then we love him- "dance, dance!" he cries out in joy from his Southwestern manse- Well, I say NO MORE Pat Murphy, your sick games ends now! #texasrangers
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    If he doesn't want everyone assuming they're whores, they should stop playing that Springsteen song with the line "This cunt's for hire..." in between innings.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    Sent this e-mail because there is no way I would register on your site
    I am 50 years old, a life time steeler fan. Born in Jersey Shore, PA

    Watch out, AJ, apparently Diamond Dallas Page is after you! #texasrangers
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/13/09

    @Kid Canada: +1 Diamond Cutter #texasrangers
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    11/13/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Self High +5 #texasrangers
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    Image of karelj karelj
    11/13/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: BAM!!!! #texasrangers
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores

    Just ran across your piece of shit website.

    Funny, I sent the same email to the editors of Cat Fancy and all they sent me back was this picture: #texasrangers
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    Jersey Shore, PA? Was the mayor of this town taking a diarrhea-laden dump when the governor was handing out town names? #texasrangers
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/13/09

    @Civil Negligence: I'm convinced they called it that just to scare the shit out of you while you're drunk-driving your way home from Penn State. #texasrangers
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/13/09

    In reply to The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
    So... which Ed are you from To Catch a Predator? #texasrangers
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