Dez Bryant Has Grown Up, No Word On Brian Billick

If you don't know already, nfl.com released the audio of Dez Byant's Sunday "rant" during a last-minute loss to the Detroit Lions. But I'm not sure what to call it, since the closest Bryant ever came to ranting was him telling Tony Romo that the Cowboys were "the best in the NFL" before going over routes and… » 10/29/13 7:15am 10/29/13 7:15am

The Cowboys Have Fired Rob Ryan, Who Says He'll Be Out Of Work "For…

After yet another season of missing the playoffs, it's been no secret that Jerry Jones was probably going to make some big changes to the coaching staff, but the first axe has apparently fallen on the neck of defensive coordinator Rob Ryan, who seems to be taking it all in stride. » 1/08/13 8:15pm 1/08/13 8:15pm

This Week's Signs Of The Apocalypse

For nearly two decades, Sports Illustrated has stirred the tea leaves to discern a weekly Sign of the Apocalypse. Deadspin salutes the magazine's ongoing effort to cover the end of times but declines to cede the scoop on the biggest event in world history. » 10/13/12 3:39pm 10/13/12 3:39pm

Replacement Officials Actively Sabotaging Players In The End Zone Now

OK, so this was not on purpose, but is it ever funny. Here we have an official tossing his cap, which is not itself rare. However, Kevin Ogletree steps on the exact spot where the hat lands and he slips down, ruining the play. These things keep happening and we keep thinking of them as a perfect example of the… » 9/23/12 3:16pm 9/23/12 3:16pm

Weekend Read: D Magazine on Young Tony Romo

Tony Romo, who is 32 and in his prime as an NFL quarterback, comes from an altogether different era. That's all I can draw from the current issue of D Magazine, in which Peter Simek drills down into a single high-school game to explain Romo's ascent from small-town jock-of-all-trades to a guy with the second-highest… » 9/08/12 8:15pm 9/08/12 8:15pm

Deadspin's Sign of the Apocalypse

It was with no small degree of concern that Deadspin noted the lack of a Sign of the Apocalypse in this week's Sports Illustrated. Until August, the magazine had been chronicling the demise of Western civilization via sports news of the weird at least as far back as 1993, when it noted that "David Carradine, years… » 9/08/12 2:45pm 9/08/12 2:45pm

License Plate Guy Hates The Cowboys And Has The Banal Novelty License…

Your morning roundup for Jan. 2, the day we learned you're not that tall. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/02/12 9:50am 1/02/12 9:50am

Jesus Walks Like A Cowboy: Manny Pacquiao Does Dallas

ARLINGTON, Texas —When Jesus returns, he will surely return to the 50-yard line of Cowboys Stadium, descending bodily on the fog-machine-assisted sun rays streaming through the windows just above the mighty Ford logo, but below the American flag. » 11/15/10 1:40pm 11/15/10 1:40pm

Here Are Some Photos Of People Pretending To Be Injured Tony Romo

It's funny because the Dallas Cowboys are already 1-5. (And because there are some Favre/Sterger pics coming up soon.)
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Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start…

Articulately-challenged running back Emmitt Smith is frustrated with his former team, and he's blaming Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Wade Phillips for the Lombardi trophy drought in Big D, urging them to yell at more people. » 9/09/09 1:12pm 9/09/09 1:12pm

This Week In Terrible Music: The Cowboys’ Nu Metal Band, Plus…

You may have heard that Cowboys' o-lineman Marc Colombo, Leonard Davis, and Cory Procter started their own metal band called Free Reign. Is their music as awful as you think it is? SURE IS! » 7/10/09 12:30pm 7/10/09 12:30pm