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    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    10/08/09

    In reply to George Lopez Is This Year's Frank Caliendo
    This post is just furthering the stereotype that George Lopez is funny.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/08/09

    In reply to George Lopez Is This Year's Frank Caliendo
    George Lopez makes Greg Giraldo look like Pablo Escobar.

    I think I did that wrong.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/08/09

    In reply to George Lopez Is This Year's Frank Caliendo
    2007: Bill Engvall
    2008: Frank Caliendo
    2009: George Lopez
    2010: ?

    Who does TBS have in mind for 2010 to over promote and ensure their show bombs?

    My money is on the return of Jeff Foxworthy.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    10/08/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: I bet that fuck Brian Regan gets his own show.
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    10/08/09

    @Artie Fufkin: Matt LeBlanc.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    10/08/09

    In reply to George Lopez Is This Year's Frank Caliendo
    You know you're in trouble when my 13-year-old son takes one look at the Lopez ad, and says "That looks awful."
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    Image of Gravy Gravy
    10/08/09

    In reply to George Lopez Is This Year's Frank Caliendo
    Water Cooler Fodder today should be titled The Adventures of Razorboy and Mercury girls in Prime Time.
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    10/08/09

    @Gravy: Razorboy and the Mercury Girls? I'm pretty sure that was on Skinemax last night around 3am. The title is slightly misleading, as only the girls had razors.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    04/14/09

    In reply to Tom Hicks Is Out Of Money
    Tom! Create an Iverson-friendly Detroit casino. You'll make it back in no time.
    /Gambling, the bailout for the rest of us
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    04/14/09

    In reply to Tom Hicks Is Out Of Money
    He's giving one of those "FYI, I'm going to finger you" looks.
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    Image of toledostripper toledostripper
    04/14/09

    In reply to Tom Hicks Is Out Of Money
    Didn't the Scousers already put together $1b to run the team and/or kick the shit out of his son?
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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    04/14/09

    @toledostripper: They did, but hubcap futures were hit hard in the economic downturn.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    04/14/09

    In reply to Tom Hicks Is Out Of Money
    His plan to save his franchise is based on Powerball, the 2007 book about Billy Beane's infinitely stupider younger brother.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/14/09

    In reply to Tom Hicks Is Out Of Money
    Shoulda been you, Norm Green.
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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    04/14/09

    @Kid Canada: NORM GREEN SUCKS! NORM GREEN SUCKS! NORM GREEN SUCKS! NORM GREEN SUCKS!


    Sorry about that. I just had a childhood flashback.

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    04/14/09

    In reply to Tom Hicks Is Out Of Money
    Yet another victim of pumpkin futures held too long.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/14/09

    In reply to Tom Hicks Is Out Of Money
    A-Rod just volunteered to buy all his precious toys.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/14/09

    In reply to Tom Hicks Is Out Of Money
    Shit, Jerry Jones spends $500 million on tickets to see Mark Columbo and Leonard Davis' band.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/14/09

    In reply to Tom Hicks Is Out Of Money
    Today, Wal-Mart Has Sale Hemi Powered Lawnmowers. Tom., Hicks Is Out Of Money.
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    04/14/09

    In reply to Tom Hicks Is Out Of Money
    Bill Hicks on the other hand is all out of material after Denis Leary plagiarized it all.


    /Yes, I know I quote No Cure for Cancer more than Denis himself right here on DS.
    //Don't die early and you might have less of a chance of people stealing your shit

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    Image of Afino Afino
    04/14/09

    @wonderlic---myballs:


    You know, I've been in a spirited debate on another forum over those two assholes for 3-4 days now.


    Just hearing the name Denis Leary makes me rage.

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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    04/14/09

    @Afino: I still don't think he's stolen as much as Dane Cook. Weren't they friends anyway? Either way, its documented. A lot of Leary's material is almost verbatim from Hicks' stuff, which came out damn near a decade earlier.


    UkrainesNotWeak's news on the dismantling of Cuse's current roster has me completely disappointed.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/14/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: Did someone tell Paul Harris that the NBA draft is only two rounds long and he has as good a chance of getting drafted as he does of petting a unicorn?
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