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  • jamboroo

    Crack The F—king Skye. Your 2009 NFL Draft Jamboroo

    The NFL Draft is this weekend, so time for a special offseason edition of Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo. Enjoy. More »
    04/23/09
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Evil J: So glad to see someone else giving Mastodon some love... I rarely buy CDs, but I do buy CDs of bands... 21 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Your NFL Offseason Throwgasm Breakdown

    Drew's Jamboroo runs every Thursday. Buy his book here. Email Drew here. Read him at KSK. More »
    02/05/09
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Flayed Bozack: White Lion's "Radar Love" is superior to Golden Earring's. There, I said it. 7 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Twenty Rules For Your Super Bowl Party. Jamboroo XLIII

    Drew’s Jamboroo runs every Thursday. Buy his book here. Email Drew here. Read him at KSK. More »
    01/29/09
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Weed Against Speed: When browning the meat for chili, I always put a cinnamon stick in, but be sure to remove it right... 10 Responses | Other threads

  • DUAN!

    The Halcyon Days Of Blackball-dom Are Seemingly Behind Us

    It's a little ironic that Deadspin was finally credited on SportsCenter for "breaking" a story, which for whatever reason, does give it more of that elusive credibility in mainstream media. More »
    01/22/09
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    By DAULERIO

    Comment by Fawn Liebowitz: As a fledgling bartender, I can tell you these conversations would get you all thrown out of the bar stat 66 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    To Save Sports Fans, We Must First Destroy Them. Your Championship Jamboroo

    Drew’s Jamboroo runs every Thursday. Buy his book here. Email Drew here. Read him at KSK. More »
    01/15/09
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Sports-Pun: YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING AND LISTENING TO MEGADETH INSTEAD OF WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME MEGADETH RULES IF ANYONE HERE LIKES MEGADETH PUSH... 7 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo

    Drew’s Jamboroo runs every Thursday. Buy his book here. Email Drew here. Read him at KSK. More »
    01/08/09
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by HIV 2 Elway: D-Sproles, the pride and joy of Olathe, KS. Well that and serial killer John Edward Robinson. 13 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Playoffs And Anal Beads. Your Wild Card Jamboroo!

    Drew’s Jamboroo runs every Thursday. Buy his book here. Email Drew here. Read him at KSK. More »
    01/01/09
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Slothrop: Do you have Zaxby's in the DC area yet Drew? Cause the Zax Snack is fucking fastfood heroin. I'm totally out... 16 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    NFL Secret Santa! Jamboroo, Week 17

    Drew’s Jamboroo runs every Thursday. Buy his book here. Email Drew here. Read him at KSK. More »
    12/25/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by MrRedDevil: Feliz Navidad Motherfuckers! 20 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Chicks With Guitars. Jamboroo, Week 16.

    Drew’s Jamboroo runs every Thursday. Buy his book here. Email Drew here. Read him at KSK. More »
    12/18/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Bahama Swallow: Padma was once married to Salman Rushdie. They got divorced soon after Padma realized she had married Salman Rushdie. A fact... 9 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    A Message To Heat Vision Jesus

    Drew's Jamboroo runs every Thursday afternoon. Buy his book here. Email Drew here. Read him at KSK here. More »
    12/11/08
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    By Drew Magary
  • jamboroo

    Jamboroo, Week 14. Featuring Enhanced TV Graphics, The Hollywood Knights, Anthrax, And The TPIR Mountain Climber

    Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs, well, every Thursday afternoon during the NFL season. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” featuring 100% new material, is available in stores and online here, and makes a lovely Christmas gift for the chronic masturbator in your life. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK. More »
    12/04/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by DAGOTRON: Find me one person -- just one person -- who started DeAngelo Williams last week NOT because there were no... 6 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Jamboroo, Week 13. THANKSGIVING EDITION, In Which Chad Ocho Cinco Tells You The Story Of The First Thanksgiving

    Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs, well, every Thursday afternoon during the NFL season. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” featuring 100% new material, is available in stores and online here, and makes a lovely Christmas gift for the chronic masturbator in your life. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK. More »
    11/27/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Clare: You ever watch something that disturbs the shit out of you, so you then have to watch something happy to... 21 Responses | Other threads

  • Announcements

    Programming Note: It's Turkey Jamboroo Day Tomorrow (And Ray's Doing the Carving)

    Last year, we ran a Thanksgiving edition of the NFL Jamboroo the day before Thanksgiving. But we're gonna forgo that this year and run the Jamboroo early tomorrow morning. Why? Well, for one thing, there isn't fucking jack SHIT to do on Thanksgiving morning. You watch the parade for two minutes, you offer to help your mom cook even though you don't actually want to help, you set your fantasy lineup, you masturbate after sleeping in, then lay in bed for another fifteen minutes so you can masturbate a second time. It's a real black hole in an otherwise awesome day. More »
    11/26/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Jews For Purple Jesus: Or you could masturbate while watching the parade. Kills two birds with one stone. Oh and don't you fucking judge... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Jamboroo, Week 12. Featuring: Fire-Eating Strippers, Hidden Poop Éclairs, and Pornographic Liechtensteinian Christmas Carols

    Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs, well, every Thursday afternoon during the NFL season. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” featuring 100% new material, is available right now in stores and online here, and makes a lovely Christmas gift for the chronic masturbator in your life. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK. More »
    11/20/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by UpstateUnderdog: Tool: the fine folks that also brought you the song "Prison Sex" And yes, fuck 70's rock especially Steely Dan and... 19 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    0-16 Is Upon Us. Jamboroo, Week 11, Featuring King Diamond, Poop, And Mongolian Wok

    Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs, well, every Thursday afternoon during the NFL season. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” featuring 100% new material, is available RIGHT FUCKING NOW in stores and online here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK. More »
    11/13/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by shea_guevara: has anyone ever said that My Bloody Valentine sounds like Smashing Pumpkins? Because I sincerely hope there's no one whose... 4 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    How To Quietly Open A Beer Can. Jamboroo, Week 10.

    Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs, well, every Thursday afternoon during the NFL season. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” featuring 100% new material, is available RIGHT FUCKING NOW in stores and online here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK. More »
    11/06/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Afino: Yuengling in a can? Drew, I don't know you anymore. 9 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8

    Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs, well, every Thursday afternoon during the NFL season. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” featuring 100% new material, is available RIGHT FUCKING NOW in stores and online here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK. More »
    10/30/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by CubsDynasty: I'll forgive you for the chick drink but no Kit-Kats, sorry I see no reason to buy your book now. 4 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    The World Series Can Eat A Bag Of D—ks. Jamboroo, Week 8.

    Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs, well, every Thursday afternoon during the NFL season. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” featuring 100% new material, hits stores on Monday but is available online right now here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK. More »
    10/23/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by supermike5alive: a) Metallica fucking sucks. Always has, always will. Fuck that Dane, Lars. Fuck that hillbilly singer what's-his-name. And whomever else... 14 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Jamboroo, Week 7. Featuring: Red Zone Channel, AJ Hawk’s DMB Love Affair, And Boiled Peanuts

    Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs, well, every Thursday afternoon during the NFL season. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” featuring 100% new material, hits stores on October 27th but is available online right now here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK. More »
    10/16/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Sports-Pun: And, if you didn't keep up with it, you got yourself a nasty case of social leprosy. Drew, when it comes... 16 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Goodbye, Publicly Funded Stadiums. Jamboroo, Week 6. Featuring JOOSE!

    Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs, well, every Thursday afternoon during the NFL season. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” released October 27th and featuring 100% new material, is available for pre-order here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK. More »
    10/09/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by bignasty96: I don't care if this gets me band but Drew, your schtick is old. Really? Fuck Fall Out Boy? ooooh,... 16 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Your Week 5 Jamboroo, Featuring The Agony Of Last Minute Fantasy Switching And A New Way DirecTV Will F—k You In The Ass

    Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs, well, every Thursday afternoon during the NFL season. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” released October 27th and featuring 100% new material, is available for pre-order here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK. More »
    10/02/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by toledostripper: Nightmare fuel: when the blazing hot blonde cheerleader has your sister's face. 7 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Your Week 4 Jamboroo, Featuring Home Brewed Beer, RBBC Vultures, Sugar, Trader Joe’s, Cheap Trick, Bar Mitzvahs, And Gratuitous Cleavage

    Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs, well, every Thursday afternoon during the NFL season. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” released October 27th and featuring 100% new material, is available for pre-order here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK. More »
    09/25/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Colonel Dubby: Trader Joe's? You hippie. 6 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    The Death Of The Black Quarterback. Jamboroo, Week 3

    Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs, well, every Thursday afternoon during the NFL season. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” released October 27th and featuring 100% new material, is available for pre-order here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK. More »
    09/18/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Raskolnikov: TSW and Phony, enjoy your American macrobrews. I hear that drinking them is like making love in a canoe. 13 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Cheering For Injuries Is Good For America! Jamboroo, Week 2

    Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs, well, every Thursday afternoon during the NFL season. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” released October 27th and featuring 100% new material, is available for pre-order here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK. More »
    09/11/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Clare: Think about Tom Brady's life up to this point. He's had it all: hot model girlfriend, tons of money, three... 19 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    The Dickpire Strikes Back: The Return Of Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo

    Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs, well, every Thursday afternoon during the NFL season. Drew’s new book, “Men With Balls,” released October 27th and featuring 100% new material, is available for pre-order here. You can email Drew here. Read him during the week at KSK. More »
    09/04/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Lady Andrea: I feel the exact same way about raw tomatoes. I thought I was the only one. We should... 15 Responses | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo has been off since the end of the NFL season. But now, with Saturday's NFL draft looming, it returns, for one week only. More »
    04/24/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by wherewallaceat: With no picks from the Browns on Saturday; the draft felt like Minus World in Super Mario Brothers. more » | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    The Final Jamboroo And The Art Of Being A Sports Fan Without Watching Sports

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon. Well, until today, anyway. More »
    02/07/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Moletran: Yes more » | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Jamboroo XXII: The Super Bowlaroo, Featuring Queens Of the Stone Age, Kix, Guacamole, New Drinking Games And Stolen Porn

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon. Even when there are no games. More »
    01/31/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Sigerson: @pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: affirmed more » | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    The Super Bowl Bye Week Jamboroo, In Which Drew Pauses To Make A Serious Point About Blogging As Journalism, Then Makes Chili

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon. Even when there are no games. More »
    01/24/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by mamacita: You put beans in your chili? Fucking fag. more » | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    The Championship Games And Phone Sex Anticipation

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon. More »
    01/17/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Sigerson: @MerryLander: Did those of you with brains also masturbate at other people's houses? more » | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Divisional Playoff Cranium!

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon. More »
    01/10/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Bullet_Tooth_Tony: One question, one caution: (1) If Minnesotans are required to like Husker Du, why is Iggy Pop not on the... more » | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    These Ones Only Go To Eleven: Your Wild Card Jamboroo

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon. More »
    01/03/08
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    By Drew Magary

    Comment by Bison Dele's Fantastic Voyage: With all due respect, "A Small Victory" is the best song on Angel Dust. It's like me talking to Mike Brown...... more » | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Jamboroo, Week 17: Your Holiday Hangover, Featuring The Dreaded Nanking Special

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon. More »
    12/27/07
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    By Leitch

    Comment by TZNJoe: Way too much dude-blowing Rolling Stone/Spin/Blender fag rock on these comments. Grow some fucking balls and listen to heavy metal. Nightrage... more » | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Jamboroo, Week 16: CHRISTMASAROO!

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon. More »
    12/20/07
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    By Leitch

    Comment by Christ Sabo: @Clare: Should have come with us. One female inserted into our sausage-fest would have softened the scorn from the onlookers,... more » | Other threads

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    Jamboroo, Week 15: METALLICA WEEK!

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon. More »
    12/13/07
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    By Leitch

    Comment by TheGeneral: Chop your breakfast on a mirror! more » | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Jamboroo, Week 14: College Overtime? In The NFL? F—k Yeah!

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon. More »
    12/06/07
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    By Leitch

    Comment by Trackback: Seriously, Wasabi Peas have to be the worst #8220;snack food#8221; ever made. I had heard of them before, hell I... more » | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Jamboroo, Week 13: Where The F—k Are My December NFL Saturdays?

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon. More »
    11/29/07
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    By Leitch

    Comment by Trackback: Filed under: Colts, Jaguars, AFC South, IndianapolisAnd now for some news that's sure to make a lot of fantasy team... more » | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Jamboroo, Week 12: A Special, Comprehensive Breakdown Of Thanksgiving From An Experienced Fat Person

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon. Except for today, because we're off tomorrow, because it's Thanksgiving. More »
    11/21/07
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    By Leitch

    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: @Peter Cavan: Remarks such as these, & the Thanksgiving holiday in general, make Cornershop lyrics run thru my mind... Turkey... more » | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Jamboroo, Week 11: A Quick Tribute To The Strongest Motherf—ker In The NFL

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon. More »
    11/15/07
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    By Leitch

    Comment by TurboSloth: @UrbanShocker: not a whole hell of a lot... Do you have at least a partially functional brain and 5 other... more » | Other threads

  • jamboroo

    Jamboroo, Week 10: Featuring Marmalard, A—hole Doctors, Depressed Bunnies, Goldfish, And Lots Of Other Stupid S—t

    Big Daddy Drew's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo previews the upcoming weekend of the NFL every, well, every Thursday afternoon. More »
    11/08/07
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    By Leitch

    Comment by Trackback: The top two seeds in the AFC last season are barely hanging onto faint playoff hopes with only a few... more » | Other threads

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