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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/27/09

    In reply to LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo
    Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da
    Crap from Daulerio
    Crap from Daulerio
    Last pickle in the jarrrr...
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    Image of The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker
    11/26/09

    In reply to LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo
    Giants at Broncos: Josh McDaniels tells Giants linebackers "I own the last pickle in the jar!"
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/26/09

    In reply to LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo
    This was my favorite BCS tweet:

    BCS group launches new website that challenges the concept of implementing a playoff in college football www.playoffproblem.com

    Leave it to GWB's sphincter to bring intelligent design to college football.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    11/26/09

    In reply to LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo
    Another helpful aide: a highly refined palate and/or cooking skills. My girlfriend's family is scared to death about my silent criticisms and they'll be grateful I'm nowhere near the kitchen as they prepare things.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/26/09

    In reply to LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo
    It's also good if you're the annoying relative who nobody really wants around. You can watch football unmolested, because you already pissed off your family by making fun of the Macy's parade.
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    11/26/09

    In reply to LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo
    Drew is totally right about the "foreign relatives calling" problem. It forces me to speak broken English in a terrible Greek accent.

    However, if that side of the family is from the Old Country, how come they're at Thanksgiving? That's the benefit of being from an immigrant family--nobody else is coming over for the holiday, so it's just your normal family dinner with extra good food.
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    11/26/09

    In reply to LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo
    The Thanksgiving Jamboroo is the best way to get through the worst parts of the Macy's Parade.
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    11/26/09

    In reply to LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo
    "Turd" is the single most disgusting word in the English language. Much worse than "cunt" or "Drew".
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    11/26/09

    @MeSoHornsby: Dreadful tinny sort of words... Sausage ... there's a good woody sort of word.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/26/09

    In reply to LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo
    Thus bringing the list of days in which Canadians are more productive than Americans to July 4th, Thanksgiving, and National-Fuck-Your-Moose-At-Work Day.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/26/09

    @ClintonPortishead: You don't even want to talk to me on National-Fuck-Your-Moose-At-Work-Day.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    11/26/09

    In reply to LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo
    I am in Canada and have to work today. I have nothing to be thankful for... okay maybe the Last Pickle In The Jar story. Coming from AJ that is no surprise.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/26/09

    In reply to LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo
    Man, did Luke Wilson get fat.

    Honest to God! I saw that Verizon commercial he's in last week and he looks fucking awful. He's all pasty and jowly. Basically, he looks like Carnie.
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    Image of Butter Chicken Butter Chicken
    11/26/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: Wilson?
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    11/26/09

    In reply to LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo
    The Thanksgiving Jamboroo always brings a tear to my eye.

    Happy Thanksgiving my basement-dwelling brethren.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/26/09

    In reply to LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo
    As long as Yahoo Stat-tracker runs on my work computer I will be fine.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    11/26/09

    In reply to LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo
    Thanksgiving football presents a problem here in the west...the second game usually ends around 4, which is when my family's get together begins. Sure, I can spend the morning hours blissfully alone in front of the TV (unlike you humps back east), but when I need football the most it's not there for me. Sure, the NFL added a third game a couple of years ago. But if my Aunt & Uncle's house barely has a TV to begin with, sure as shit they don't have the NFL Network. There's football on--somewhere--but I can't watch it. Instead I have to talk to my extended family. Goddamnit.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/26/09

    In reply to LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo
    How I went through that period without sucking a dick is beyond me.

    "That's what I always liked about Magary - the phrase 'our little secret' actually means something to him," said Mr. Beauchamps, Drew's seventh grade art teacher, from prison.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    11/26/09

    @Gourmet Spud: ...in Cambodia.

    Happy Thanksgiving six weeks ago.
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    Edited by ClueHeywood at 11/26/09 9:23 AM ClueHeywood was starred ClueHeywood was unstarred
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