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Wed Feb 10
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#duan

Our Deadspin Super Bowl Bounty Hunt Claimed The Usual Suspect: Jay Mariotti

Even though I thought our Bounty Hunt post was pretty obviously tongue-in-cheek, some people did choose to participate. No, Joe Montana did not poop on Mark Schlereth's lap, but Jay Mariotti was (again) spotted, drink in hand. Oh, and mackin'. More »

02/08/10

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By DAULERIO

#mediameltdowns

Presenting The Absolute Worst Hall Of Fame Voter (Update)

In all the foofaraw over the HOF elections, one voter stands above the rest in terms of sheer ineptitude and self-promotion. Let's ridicule them! But first, the runners up: More »

01/08/10

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By Barry Petchesky

#wakeupdeadspin

Jay Mariotti Likes To Wear His "Club Jeans" When He's Sports Shouting

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »

12/28/09

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By DAULERIO

#shoty2009

2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti

It is this reporter's opinion that if you say "Roger Ebert can kiss my ass," you are a bad person. It's just my philosophy. More »

12/08/09

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By Will Leitch

#mediameltdowns

Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar

Even though our good friend and dance partner, Jason Whitlock, is annoyed that Deadspin is "baiting its readers to stalk Mariotti," it would be more criminal to waste this picture of Jay's big night at Blue Frog we referenced yesterday. More »

11/25/09

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By DAULERIO

#mediameltdowns

Jay Mariotti: Lurking Tormentor Of The Chicago Bar Scene

Mariotti's omnipresence on the Chicago bar scene — and recent photos confirming it — have opened the floodgates from numerous other Chicagoans(ites) who've had unfortunate run-ins with him. A few samplings of the (alleged) Mariotti interactions. More »

11/24/09

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By DAULERIO

#mediameltdowns

Jay Mariotti Is...The Lurker

The bar patron who has the cell phone pic which (allegedly) sparked Mariotti getting bounced from a Chicago nightclub last Thursday night has yet to surface, but another reader stealthily snapped him in his natural habitat. More »

11/23/09

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By DAULERIO

#deletedscenes

The One With Jay Mariotti "Napping"

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More »

11/20/09

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By DAULERIO

#mediameltdowns

Jay Mariotti Tossed From Chicago Bar After Scuffle With Patron Over Cell Phone Pic?

We're waiting for further confirmation on this story, but according to multiple sources, Jay Mariotti was tossed from Chicago'sUnderground Night Club(fixed) last night after he went ballistic on a guy who snapped a picture of him. Haters smell blood. More »

11/20/09

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By DAULERIO

#2016olympics

Your 2016 Olympic City Is....

Rio de Janeiro! The Olympics will be held in South America for the first time ever (and only the third time in the Southern Hemisphere.) More »

10/02/09

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By Dashiell Bennett

#mediameltdowns

Jay Mariotti Thinks USC’s Freshman QB Is Totally Cute

It's not uncommon for sportswriters to have man-crushes on athletes, but when you lead with this Freudian slip, you're bound to raise some eyebrows: "The afternoon sun was orgasmic. … Yet nothing was more radiant than Matt Barkley's smile." More »

09/08/09

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By Nash Landesman

#reactions

Josh Hamilton Is More Human Than Human (And Us)

Josh Hamilton said that if he ever slipped up, the entire country would know about it and he would be labeled a hypocrite. Everyone knows about it alright, but it only seems to make his inspiring inspiration even more inspirational. More »

08/10/09

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By Dashiell Bennett

#jaymariotti

Combative Deadspin HOF Nominee Returns To Dying Industry Out Of Spite

So the rumor was true, I guess. Brooks has some sort of confirmation of the deal, apparently. [SBB]

08/10/09

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By DAULERIO

#deadspinhalloffame

Deadspin HOF Nominee: Jay Mariotti

Oh, Jay, Jay, Jay. You are an evil temptress. No matter how hard we try, we just can't help ourselves from making you more famous. More »

08/06/09

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By Will Leitch

#mediameltdowns

Jay Mariotti, Making Children Cry

Jay the Joker one-ups Woody Paige with a human prop. The baby's tears represent America, except America would have tried to poop on him. [H/T reader Dan]

07/29/09

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By Barry Petchesky

#mediameltdowns

Jay Mariotti On Erin Andrews, AutoSummarized

"Why was the Internet ... giving semi-lives to people with no lives?" thunders Mariotti, who writes for the Internet. The column goes on in this vein for 1,500 words. Let's send this through Microsoft Word's AutoSummarize function, shall we? More »

07/23/09

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By Tommy Craggs

#mediameltdowns

Not Even Jay Mariotti Agrees With Jay Mariotti

Mariotti, July 15: "It's going to take time" for people to move past "the '09 double whammy of Alex Rodriguez and Manny Ramirez." Mariotti, July 17: People have moved past the Manny Ramirez scandal. [Mlive.com]

07/20/09

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By Tommy Craggs

#deletedscenes

The One Where Jay Mariotti Shows Off His Formidable Lady-Killing Technique

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More »

07/10/09

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By DAULERIO

#mediameltdowns

The Jay Mariotti Online Express Could Be Headed Back To Chicago

The Rumor: Jay Mariotti's death wish/dream to return to the Chicagoland newspaper universe is almost complete — he's finally heading to the Chicago Tribune. It's just unfortunate that neither he nor anyone at the paper will talk about it. More »

07/01/09

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By DAULERIO

#nbadraft2009

Ricky Rubio Makes Jay Mariotti Cringe

For shame, "anyone who projects Rubio as a superstar based on wishful thinking, stereotyping and nostalgia." Also in this column: a Spanish quote left untranslated and a play on "rube" and "boob." Yes he did! [FanHouse]

06/27/09

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By Ben Cohen

#mediameltdowns

Mariotti Offers A Comforting Hand To Kornheiser, Himself

Shouty Jay Mariotti says he'll miss Tony Kornheiser on MNF, a man with whom he feuded cattily for indeterminate reasons over the years. This seems mystifyingly bighearted until you realize he's actually writing about himself. More »

05/19/09

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By Tommy Craggs

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