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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    10/02/09

    In reply to Your 2016 Olympic City Is....
    Don't worry. Five years is plenty of time to get over your she-male revulsion.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/02/09

    In reply to Your 2016 Olympic City Is....
    Rio may have gotten the bid but I'm sure all the really important Olympic business will take place in San Paolo.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/02/09

    @UkraineNotWeak:

    Sao Paolo
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    10/02/09

    In reply to Your 2016 Olympic City Is....
    I guess this means they're adding Ultimate Fighting?
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    10/02/09

    In reply to Your 2016 Olympic City Is....
    As Deadspin's official* spokesperson for all things Brazil, all I will say is this: We've got a lot of cleaning up to do.

    *Self-appointed.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    10/02/09

    In reply to Your 2016 Olympic City Is....
    "Obama failed to secure the 2016 Olympics for Chicago!"
    "Looks like a South American host ... was change (puts on shades) the IOC could believe in."

    /YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    10/02/09

    In reply to Your 2016 Olympic City Is....
    Early reports are that the steeplechase obstacles will be modified for a more South American flavor. Runners will now face corrupt officials, heavy pollution, Nazi war criminals, and the constant threat of a CIA-orchestrated coup.
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    Image of Mike Oxbig Mike Oxbig
    10/02/09

    In reply to Your 2016 Olympic City Is....
    "Penalty Declined Jesus"?
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    Image of Pedro Cuatro Cinco Pedro Cuatro Cinco
    10/02/09

    @Sean Salisbury's iPhone: "Sucks at hula hoop Jesus"
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    10/02/09

    In reply to Your 2016 Olympic City Is....
    Nice. I am a huge fan of the "Who Wants to Sex Jesus?" statue.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/02/09

    In reply to Your 2016 Olympic City Is....
    This is great news news for Dwight Howard. I hear he is a huge Terry Gilliam fan.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    10/02/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: All the sportswriters will call them the greatest Olympics ever, even though secretly they won't understand a second of them.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    10/02/09

    In reply to Your 2016 Olympic City Is....
    Hey, you guys called it!

    Rio.
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    10/02/09

    In reply to Your 2016 Olympic City Is....
    I don't know, I thought they did a fine job with the '68 convention.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/02/09

    In reply to Your 2016 Olympic City Is....
    This just means that Polish Sausage Eating has no chance of being an Olympic event in 2016.
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    Image of SteveJeltzFan SteveJeltzFan
    10/02/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: "Not so fast"...say the ladies of Rio.
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    Image of baldy_pm baldy_pm
    10/02/09

    In reply to Your 2016 Olympic City Is....
    Mmm Mmm Mmm. Brck Hssn bm.

    Gss y shld nly g t th C whn ts sr t
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    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    10/02/09

    @baldy_pm: Hi there, welcome to Deadspin. While visiting, please do your best to make jokes. Creative, smart and funny are what we're striving for.

    Edit: No one cares a whit about anyone's politics.
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    Image of baldy_pm baldy_pm
    10/02/09

    @FAILBOT: I thought it was funny. Oh well. Tough crowd. Next time I will use better LOLZ.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10/02/09

    In reply to Your 2016 Olympic City Is....
    Organizers were seen crying. In a van. With their friends.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/02/09

    In reply to Your 2016 Olympic City Is....
    Just another thing that St. Louis can hold over Chicago's head.
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