David Ortiz Rocks WWE Belt During Championship Parade

Rings are cool and all but wouldn't every sport be improved by handing out belts instead? David Ortiz thinks so, which is why he showed up to today's victory parade showing off that bad boy. » 11/02/13 6:25pm 11/02/13 6:25pm

Osama Bin Laden Is Dead, Professional Wrestler Declares In Most…

And then John Cena holds up his championship belt, and "The Stars and Stripes Forever" starts playing over the speakers. Everything about this is perfect, right down to the guy shouting, "We won." [via @SherwoodStrauss] » 5/02/11 8:35am 5/02/11 8:35am

The Quirks Of Gambling On Professional Wrestling

Since the dawn of time, it's been mankind's dream to own the Sports Almanac from Back To The Future Part II. If one could know the result of a sporting event beforehand, one could make untold riches by gambling on it. While the Novikov self-consistency principle — or perhaps Calvinism — means this can't happen, what… » 4/05/11 11:30am 4/05/11 11:30am

The Rock Returns To Wrestling To Call John Cena A Tool

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson returned to WWE Raw last night for the first time in seven years. Why, you ask? To announce that he was hosting Wrestlemania 27 this April. Oh, and to talk shit about John Cena. » 2/15/11 5:30pm 2/15/11 5:30pm

Fame And Fortune On The Razor's Edge

Was it fate that brought down the dullest man in sports? Or was it something...sharper? We take a look at the history of Gillette pitchmen, and the woes that befell them soon after. Presenting, the Gillette Curse. » 12/04/09 2:00am 12/04/09 2:00am