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    Coming Soon: Jonathan Papelbon's Dubious Taste In Cinema

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    Image of irishkevin.moore irishkevin.moore
    10/23/09

    In reply to Coming Soon: Jonathan Papelbon's Dubious Taste In Cinema
    Sounds like this Alan Siegel is guy is just bitter because he's not a good writer and is just trying to get attention. Pathetic terd. Sounds like your doing well at the Eagle-Tribune.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    10/24/09

    @irishkevin.moore: Red Sox Nation is never NOT unintentionally hilarious. Thanks for carrying the torch, kiddo. #thedarksideofthelockerroom
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/23/09

    In reply to Coming Soon: Jonathan Papelbon's Dubious Taste In Cinema
    I haven't heard about a man being so intent on watching a bunch of squirts since Michael Jackson started his own youth hockey team.

    /reaching #thedarksideofthelockerroom
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    10/23/09

    In reply to Coming Soon: Jonathan Papelbon's Dubious Taste In Cinema
    Somewhere, Frank Deford is working the phones to put together a team of nationally-renowned squirters to collaborate on a daily publication to compete with Squirts Illustrated. #thedarksideofthelockerroom
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    10/23/09

    In reply to Coming Soon: Jonathan Papelbon's Dubious Taste In Cinema
    Curt Schilling once said of Papelbon in Sports Illustrated, "He's not exactly a charter member of Mensa,"

    Yes, this coming from the guy with relationship experience with someone who's been dead over 2000 years. #thedarksideofthelockerroom
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    10/23/09

    In reply to Coming Soon: Jonathan Papelbon's Dubious Taste In Cinema
    Well what else would you watch when you're snacking on Fruit Gushers?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/23/09

    In reply to Coming Soon: Jonathan Papelbon's Dubious Taste In Cinema
    I'm not sure what the big deal was. This is the director's cut of Eyes Wide Shut. #thedarksideofthelockerroom
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10/23/09

    In reply to Coming Soon: Jonathan Papelbon's Dubious Taste In Cinema
    I know that video all too well - I sued its makers for trademark infringement after my Gary Coleman/Emmanuel Lewis comic book tanked. #thedarksideofthelockerroom
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    10/23/09

    In reply to Coming Soon: Jonathan Papelbon's Dubious Taste In Cinema
    Was the Headspin DVD missing? #thedarksideofthelockerroom
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    10/23/09

    In reply to Coming Soon: Jonathan Papelbon's Dubious Taste In Cinema
    Come on. I'm reading this at work. The porn description was way too Vivid. #thedarksideofthelockerroom
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    10/23/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: Really? I thought it was Wicked hardcore. #thedarksideofthelockerroom
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    10/23/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: Bostonians will tell you that stuff is Wicked hardcore. #thedarksideofthelockerroom
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    01/21/09

    In reply to Congratulations On Your New Acquisition, Boston!
    What kind of asshole kid ruins taco night?
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    Image of Shorty Shorty
    01/21/09

    In reply to Congratulations On Your New Acquisition, Boston!
    In West Virginia's defense, that's the women's team. But yeah, 44 points is still pathetic.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    01/21/09

    In reply to Congratulations On Your New Acquisition, Boston!
    That's why there is no evidence of steriod use... his dog ate it!
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/21/09

    In reply to Congratulations On Your New Acquisition, Boston!
    "I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!"


    - Papelbon

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/21/09

    In reply to Congratulations On Your New Acquisition, Boston!
    Papelbon is clearly getting better at playing spies if he's going into full blackface to disguise himself.
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    01/21/09

    @Kid Canada: When reached for comment, Pappelbon would only say "MAMMY!"
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/21/09

    In reply to Congratulations On Your New Acquisition, Boston!
    I bet those two Indian dudes used their power of Heart to get their boy back on Sportscenter.
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