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Click here to read Rex Ryan's Wayward Finger Is A Problem, For Some Reason

Rex Ryan's Wayward Finger Is A Problem, For Some Reason

Rex Ryan is very sorry that he held up a middle finger to a bunch of drunks who were cursing at him. It really put a damper on the ritualistic human combat taking place directly behind him. More »

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By Dashiell Bennett

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Click here to read This North Jersey-Indianapolis Turf War Is Getting Out Of Hand

This North Jersey-Indianapolis Turf War Is Getting Out Of Hand

No Taser this time, just a Jets fan getting his skull broken in a fight after Sunday's game. No suspects yet, as Midwesterners don't snitch, out of politeness. [Staten Island Advance]

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By Barry Petchesky

Click here to read Another, Closer Look At The Jets Fan's Exciting Arrest

Another, Closer Look At The Jets Fan's Exciting Arrest

If we look at the reverse angle replay it's still not clear if Jets fan Patrick Mallon was given a small jolt from an Indianapolis police taser or not. Either way, he's showing tremendous poise under the circumstances. [YouTube]

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Click here to read Angry Indy Cops vs. Drunk Jets Fan: The Video

Angry Indy Cops vs. Drunk Jets Fan: The Video

Video of the "tasered" Jets fan has finally surfaced, and I don't want to spoil it for you, but it looks like at least one Indianapolis police officer is living life on a very thin edge. More »

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Click here to read Jets Fans Don't Fare Much Better Against Indianapolis Police

Jets Fans Don't Fare Much Better Against Indianapolis Police

Everyone expects sadistic fascist police action in San Diego, but surely the good Midwestern people of Indianapolis (a.k.a., Real America) would welcome visiting football fans with open arms? Or you know....taser them in the parking lot. More »

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Your AFC Championship Open Thread

Miss Indiana and Miss New York duke it out for your fandom (ignore the fact that it should probably be Miss New Jersey). Slobber over your QB of choice in the comments. (Photo: Jim Cooney, BRAINtrust Marketing + Communications)

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By Barry Petchesky

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Click here to read Rex Ryan's Convenient Superstition

Rex Ryan's Convenient Superstition

Sexy Rexy has a pizza grease stain on his hoodie that he refuses to wash until the Jets lose. At least, that's the company line. Just as likely is that all of his clothes have grease stains. [NYDN]

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By Barry Petchesky

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Click here to read Much More At Stake Than Super Bowl For Rex Ryan

Much More At Stake Than Super Bowl For Rex Ryan

Just got an email from Major League Eating president Rich Shea. If the Jets win Sunday, Eatapus Rex will get a seat in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. This is all the motivation Ryan needs. (Official invite below.) More »

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By Barry Petchesky

Click here to read Did The Jets' Official Store Just Jinx Itself Out Of Business?

Did The Jets' Official Store Just Jinx Itself Out Of Business?

Jets fans will surely sleep soundly knowing that their Super Bowl gear is bought and paid for before the AFC Championship game even begins. (They even changed their URL to include "champions.") Nothing can possiblie go wrong now! [JetsShop]

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Click here to read Wheelchair Lady, Off-Duty Cop Took Down Loud Jets Fan

Wheelchair Lady, Off-Duty Cop Took Down Loud Jets Fan

The unruly Jets fan who was hauled out of Qualcomm Stadium in chains has come forward and the San Diego PD has been shamed into a response by anonymous websites. Was he railroaded or did he get what he deserved? More »

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Click here to read Rex Ryan Is Fat And Happy

Rex Ryan Is Fat And Happy

Ryan, seen here in a rare between-meals period, consumes 7,000 calories a day and has never ordered a salad, according to "team sources." Things are good in Jetland if this is what's being leaked. [NY Post]

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Cum On Feel The Poise

Mark Sanchez threw for 100 yards and a pick yesterday, but he also managed not to light himself on fire or dance the hoochie coochie at midfield, so once again everyone has termed his performance — sigh — poised. More »

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By Tommy Craggs

Click here to read Jets Fan Arrested For Liking Jets Too Much?

Jets Fan Arrested For Liking Jets Too Much?

This overenthusiastic Jets fans was hauled out of Qualcomm Stadium yesterday for ...? We're not exactly sure, but when even the Chargers fans are defending his incessant hooting, you know something's fishy. More »

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Click here to read The Jets Win The Weekend

The Jets Win The Weekend

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the New York Jets, who somehow keep winning games they shouldn't even be playing in. How are they not blowing it? More »

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Click here to read AFC Playoff Open Thread: Poise. Unseasonable Warmth. Go.

AFC Playoff Open Thread: Poise. Unseasonable Warmth. Go.

Will playoff Norv Turner rear his ugly, ugly head? Will Rex Ryan declare the Jets bigger than Jesus? Discuss the unsexiest of playoff matchups in the comments. [NFL.com]

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Click here to read Poise To Men

Poise To Men

Mark Sanchez went 12-for-15 and threw for 182 yards in his first playoff victory, and because at no point during the game did he chuck the ball into the Ohio or crap himself, he was deemed a model of poise. More »

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By Tommy Craggs

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Click here to read AFC Wild Card Open Thread: Jets-Bengals

AFC Wild Card Open Thread: Jets-Bengals

The Bengals are angry about something or other. The Jets are angry about something or other, too, despite being heavily favored to win the Super Bowl, according to the Rex Ryan Sports Book and Bingo Parlor. Discuss in the comments.

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Click here to read Mark Sanchez: One Of The Poise, Again

Mark Sanchez: One Of The Poise, Again

"Mark Sanchez's teammates and coaches have noticed something different about him recently," Rich Cimini writes. "They've seen more poise than before..." It's back! [New York Daily News]

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Click here to read Giants Stadium Won't Sell Alcohol At Jets Final Game

Giants Stadium Won't Sell Alcohol At Jets Final Game

In a utterly fitting tribute to their bizarre incestuous relationship, the New York Jets of New Jersey will play the final football game at Giants Stadium. They will also do it without the benefit of their traditionally sloshed fans. More »

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Mangino Rides Off Into The Sunset, Less Than Comfortably

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »

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Click here to read Your Late Games Open Thread

Your Late Games Open Thread

The Jets got an early morning wakeup call in their New England hotel, apparently a common occurrence for teams preparing to play the Patriots. No word yet if Mark Sanchez got the required amount of beauty sleep. [PFT]

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