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To Watch Tonight
What to watch while wishing you had Dumbo's mom...
- In Progress: Lakers at Jazz, Game 4. Ronny Turiaf just hit me. [ABC]
- NHL Eastern Conference Finals: Philadelphia Flyers vs. Pittsburgh Penguins, Game 2. It's Iron City vs. Yuengling, Pierogis vs. Scrapple, Pennsyl vs. tucky. 7:30 p.m. [Versus]
- MLB: Boston Red Sox at Minnesota Twins. Red Sox? In primetime? Zuuuuhhhh? 8 p.m. [ESPN]
- NBA: New Orleans Hornets at San Antonio Spurs, Game 4. Can you not love Chris Paul? You can't. [TNT]
- TV: The Simpsons. 8 p.m. Eh, it's new. [FOX]
- TV: Two-hour The Office marathon. 8 p.m. Watch it. Watch it now. 3,2,1. Do it. 5,4,3,2. Nownownow! [NBC]
- In Progress: Lakers at Jazz, Game 4. Ronny Turiaf just hit me. [ABC]
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The Flyers Are Not Fond Of Game 1s
Sure, the Flyers eventually knuckled under to the Penguins' explosive attack after getting up early, but they're clearly just setting up the Pens like they did to the Caps and the Habs. Philly has lost the opener in each of its three series this postseason. The Pens have even gone as far as to crib the Canadiens defacing of the Rocky statue. just leave that Barkley statue alone! Oof. It's all so eerily similar. More » -
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To Watch Tonight
What to watch while equipping your phone with a rape whistle...
- In Progress: NBA Playoffs: Spurs at Suns [ABC] Can the Suns really push it to a meaningless Game 5?
- Movie: Spaceballs, 5 p.m. [Comedy Central] Even in the future nothing works.
- NBA Playoffs: Pistons at Sixers, 7 p.m. [TNT] Just one little first-round upset. Please?
- TV: The Simpsons, 8 p.m. [FOX] Eh, it's new.
- MLB: Angels at Tigers, 8 p.m. [ESPN] Justin Verlander already had his one quality start for the season.
- NHL Playoffs: Stars at Sharks, 9 p.m. [Versus]
- NBA Playoffs: Hornets at Mavs, 9:30 p.m. [TNT] See how many dimes Josh Howard gives out. BECAUSE HE LIKES TO GET HIGH! ZING!
- In Progress: NBA Playoffs: Spurs at Suns [ABC] Can the Suns really push it to a meaningless Game 5?
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About Last Night...
What you missed while buying Pierre the penguin a new sports car...
- NHL Playoffs: Martin Biron redeemed! Flyers goalie had 34 saves in a 4-2 Game 2 win to tie the series with Canadiens.
- NBA Playoffs: The Rockets might consider some defensive rebounding after Mehmet Okur bailed out Deron Williams and the Jazz in a 86-82 win.
- MLB: Bedard bedazzles in M's 5-3 win over the A's, pitching 6 2/3 scoreless innings in his first outing since coming off the DL.
- NHL Playoffs: Martin Biron redeemed! Flyers goalie had 34 saves in a 4-2 Game 2 win to tie the series with Canadiens.
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March Of The Penguins
Perhaps next time Jaromir Jagr should Czech his trash talking at the door (PUNTASTIC BURN!!!!) as the not quite Mario Lemieux-level Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin helped to erase a 3-0 Rangers lead to give the Pens a 1-0 series advantage. Jagr had a chance to tie in the waning moments, but clanged it off the goal post. Fellow former Pen Martin Straka got the scoring started, followed a slightly high deflection by Chris Drury and not at all detestable Sean Avery. Straka drew a critical interference call late in the 3rd period that set up the winning goal off Malkin's shin. More » -
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New Jersey Devils Given New York Farewell
It's nice to see the NHL Playoffs' first round is filled with good-natured competitiveness. Certainly this is epitomized by the New York Rangers and New Jersey Devils — neighbors! — playing to a 5-3 Rangers victory, knocking the Devils out of the playoffs. And all Rangers fans can certainly appreciate the good challenge they were given in this debut round. More » -
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That's One Sad Duck
The defending champion's from Anaheim are in some trouble after suffering a second home loss to open their series with the Dallas. A 5-2 victory puts the Stars in control of the first round series as the teams head to Dallas for the next contest. Things were tied up heading into the third period when Mike Modano and Brad Richards found the back of the net within a minute of one another. More » -
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Nightmare Fuel From the NHL Playoffs
Holy sweet fucking God! I'm just going to sit here for a minute while appreciating my non-destroyed testicles. Continue after the jump for last night's scores, because we might as well talk about hockey as long as we're here. Oh, and a big thanks to Enrico at the 700 Level for making this the first thing I watched this morning. More » -
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To Watch Tonight...
• 8:00, NBC. Stanley Cup Finals. Anaheim Ducks @ Ottawa Senators. Or the All Children's Telethon, which should be good, too.
• 8:00, ESPN2. Soccer. China vs. United States. If this game is so "friendly," why even keep score?
• 8:30, TNT. NBA Playoffs. Detroit Pistons @ Cleveland Cavaliers. Craig Sager should do his like Drew Gooden. -
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There Has To Be A Way To Combine A Hockey Game And A Telethon
Hockey continues to feel the sting of disrespect from their network television home. This time, the slap in the face isn't national, but limited to just the Tampa market. For now, anyway. We'll have to wait and see what happens if tonight's game goes into overtime. More »
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