Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some Cy Youngs, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man! Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas - we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and FUNYUNS!!!
@DirkToberFest: Tommy Craggs who celebrated a convicted felon receiving an award by hitting a gravity bong then spending 2 hours on youjizz.com. If that guy is not a winner, then consider me Shareef Abdur-Rahim.
@DirkToberFest: DirkToberFest, who set up and then knocked down his own joke, all in the same minute. Also is acutely aware of the ins and outs of youjizz.com and considers himself a wannabe ex-King.
If Granderson is looking for filler, maybe he can perform a radiocarbon-dating procedure on the half-eaten hot dog I dropped at Fenway's Row 9, Seat 12, back in August of '97.
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You mean he's got great fundamentals and a wrinkly head?
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Suck it Dashiell Bennett.
Anarchy Friday! AHHHHHH.
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Got a not-so-serious candidate for Last Night's Winner? Reply to this thread.
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But Thanks!... I guess...
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I just didn't want to append some lame-ass smiley face and lose all the badass commenter cred I've built.
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