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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/15/09

    In reply to Eritrean Soccer Team Apparently Not Big Fans Of Eritrea
    Urethras Apparently Not Big Fans of Leeches.
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Eritrean Soccer Team Apparently Not Big Fans Of Eritrea
    Why Your 3rd World Nation Sucks: Eritrea
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/15/09

    In reply to Eritrean Soccer Team Apparently Not Big Fans Of Eritrea
    I call bullshit.

    If these guys really defected, then I'm the Queen of Sheba.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/15/09

    In reply to Eritrean Soccer Team Apparently Not Big Fans Of Eritrea
    Can I just interject to say the Ethiopian-Eritrean rivalry (not sports rivalry but, like, life rivalry) is probably the least known, most bloodthirsty on the planet. Spend any extended amount of time in a District of Columbia taxi and you will get a fantastic history lesson. With cursing.
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    12/15/09

    @ArkansasFred: And body odor.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/15/09

    In reply to Eritrean Soccer Team Apparently Not Big Fans Of Eritrea
    They made an introductory rap a la Miami's 7th floor crew:

    "Just a little shout out to all the ladies of Kenya, we got bigger dicks than Caster Semenya"
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/15/09

    In reply to Eritrean Soccer Team Apparently Not Big Fans Of Eritrea
    How come when the photographer said "front row, get in a catcher's position" they bent over like that?

    Oh, right, they don't have baseball.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/15/09

    In reply to Eritrean Soccer Team Apparently Not Big Fans Of Eritrea
    Insiders believe the defection will severely hurt Eritrea's chances in the 2012 Iodine Deficiency World Cup.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/15/09

    @Steve U: +1 ticket to the Goiter Games
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/15/09

    In reply to Eritrean Soccer Team Apparently Not Big Fans Of Eritrea
    Did they defect to open a restaurant on the U Street corridor?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/15/09

    In reply to Eritrean Soccer Team Apparently Not Big Fans Of Eritrea
    I'm not sure where they are, but a large container ship full of rum left Charleston late last week.
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    Image of President Camacho President Camacho
    12/15/09

    In reply to Eritrean Soccer Team Apparently Not Big Fans Of Eritrea
    How destitute must Eritrea be for fucking Kenya to call out as the land of opportunity?
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    12/15/09

    In reply to Eritrean Soccer Team Apparently Not Big Fans Of Eritrea
    They didn't disappear. They just turned sideways.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    12/15/09

    In reply to Eritrean Soccer Team Apparently Not Big Fans Of Eritrea
    It must be weird to live in a part of the world where your only three viable career options are...

    1) Pirate
    2) Warlord
    3) Professional Soccer Player
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/15/09

    In reply to Eritrean Soccer Team Apparently Not Big Fans Of Eritrea
    They are presumed to have defected.

    That is what the middle eastern salesman told me about the crib I was buying for my infant son, but, what am I supposed to spend on a crib, like $30?
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    12/15/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Brilliant.
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    12/15/09

    In reply to Eritrean Soccer Team Apparently Not Big Fans Of Eritrea
    Eritrea? More like E-poor-rea! Am I right, people?..
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/15/09

    In reply to Eritrean Soccer Team Apparently Not Big Fans Of Eritrea
    "They are presumed to have defecated."

    Yeah, we're ALL presumed to have taken a dump, but what does that have to do with their disappearance?
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